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What Kind of Hitman Are You?

The Professional-
You're the type of guy who has to make his job look great. Or, not even make it look like a job. You're going to make the hit look as inconscpitious as possible, often times never even making a body hit the floor without some type of nice little gizmo for the job. Whether your playing with faulty pyrotechnics or poisioning wine, you always get out alive, preferring to take your target out while you're in a different room. No one ever knows what happened until you are out of the state, and enjoying a martini.


The Ruthless Gunslinger-
Sure, you try to keep your cool, but your temper gets the best of you. Your impatience shows in the amount of bullets you carry. Whether your toting around a Desert Eagle or an Assault Rifle, the target, and every single witness, or possible witness is going to be riddled with bullets. You often times just sprint towards the target, taking him out first, then turning around and laying carnage to whichever is in your path.


The Unseen Killer-
No one ever will see you, and if they do, a .45ACP round is going to be in their forehead. Your going to sneak around as much as you can, often times getting close and personal with your target, and leaving his body out in the open. Why bother? No one seen your sneaky a** anyway.

Headshot Assassin, Single Kill-
You always execute your kills with a single shot to the head. Nothing more, nothing less. You could come in with three bullets, aiming for three targets, and leave with 0 bullets and 3 bleeding corpses. No one can find you, but they always find what you leave behind. Your going to walk in, get the job done with style, and leave.

Headshot Murderer, Multiple Killer-
Like the Headshot Assassin, only you're going to kill whoever gets in your way, regardless.

The Tactical Assassin-
You love to try things different. Instead of guns, you use knives. Instead of pushing him off the ledge, you're going to fling a fire extinguisher at him. You always take out your targets by launching a knife at their head, and you walk in, gather your weapon, execute the attack, and leave with style. The police don't know what to think of you, and are actually feared.

The "oops" Assassin-
Whether you are pushing someone off a ledge, shooting out the bottom of a jacuzzi, or electrocuting someone to death, or planting a bomb rigged to a wire that will drop something very, very heavy onto your target, or anyone below. Who cares? It looks like an accident.

The bomber-
A target? What, he has a suitcase with him? Well, your just going to have to steal that suitcase, and plant a little bomb in it, and give it back. What? It's not like it's going to kill him. Oh yeah, it will. Boom.

You're a ****ing psychopath!-
Explosions, bullets, anything. No one is coming out alive. Painkillers and adrenaline is your best friend, because you'll need it for taking on the hordes and hordes of innocent people, guards, assassins, old women, and idiotic clowns. If you go down, everyone goes down with you. You just can't be stopped. The homocide detectives can't stand to go into the rooms that you've been in, let alone an entire hotel. You're one sick ****, you know that?


Close combat jukie-
Fiberwire, Syringes, Baseball bats. Screw guns, you're getting up close and person with your targets. All of them. You like to sneak up behind 'em and just bash their head in. Your target walking towards you? No problem, smash his face in, then spit on his bleeding face before finishing him off with a meat cleaver. It's all fun to you.

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Roberts Girl

Report | 02/08/2008 12:02 pm

Roberts Girl

nice profile by the way. fan of DMC?
Shocked Wires

Report | 06/27/2007 8:10 am

Shocked Wires

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Existentialist777

Report | 01/17/2007 6:31 pm

Existentialist777

YOUR SIG AND NAME KICK a**!!!
Boltok the Rapist

Report | 06/21/2006 2:48 pm

Boltok the Rapist

Amazing Signature Picture.
Let Mimes Scream

Report | 06/21/2006 2:40 pm

Let Mimes Scream

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Synaesthete

Report | 04/23/2006 1:09 pm

Synaesthete

LOL JEWFU. : D
Tira Inner Demon

Report | 03/04/2006 7:34 pm

Tira Inner Demon

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