The Legend of Vathilia Van Malice (aka Vathilia XIII)
From the exotic mountains of Zorya Van Malice to the Great Shining Moons of Belladonna Van Malice came forth Vathilia Van Malice, worshiper of the Twin Moons of Bella.Origins of Vathilia Van Malice:
On the early weee hours of a dreaded Monday, Zorya Van Malice was fishing with her maidens friends. There comes a time in a young maiden life where she must cross the threshold of pre-teen into wild teenage. In the heat of the moment, Zorya Van Malice flashed not once but three times and on the third attempt, a beautiful black stallion was formed.
Then from behind the veil of clouds, Twin Moons of Bella - magnificent and gloriously round yet powerful- appeared shining down on the black stallion and striking life into the little pony.
At the sight of such a mind-blowing creation, Ivan Van Malice stopped breathing, for the combination of flashing mountains and shining moons was took his breath away and halted cosmic flow temporarily. When he caught his breath again and came back to his senses, he said... WTF WAS THAT?!?! O_O
Truth is what else could have happened? It was a (early) Monday!
(in short, it's all Ivanny the Stripper's fault classified_omnomcoco )
(but damn... dat butt... * o*)
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