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About
One of my favorite hobbies happens to be what I do with my mind. I like to collect, or make up my own sarcastic comments and/or stories that never get written down. Especially the steamy ones.A thought about Slayers:
If Mazoku eat off negative feelings and can sense
feelings; does that make them the ultimate therapist?
Yes, please ignore the bright flashy lights that everybody
seems to be able to make, for you do not want to find out
whether or not you are epileptic.
And all of the ones listed below were ones found in fanfictions:
"Besides how do you expect Seph to deal with girls if the biggest female influence in our lives is an alien bent on world destruction?" (Final Fantasy Finishing School)
"The term "teachers" was shorthand for deranged inept morons." (Final Fantasy Finishing School)
"You do realize that camouflage is green, brown and black. It is NOT hot pink, phosphorous orange
and luminous yellow." (Final Fantasy Finishing School)
"Lovely employer/employee relationship we have in the Turks. I'll scratch your back, you attack mine with a garden rake" (Tseng's Company)
"You mean Sephiroth? Long silver hair, big sword, bipolar personality?" (Don't remember)
"Yeah, I have to dope up on sleeping pills and pass out, but I'm sure that a date with you would have about the same effect." (Tseng's Company)
"Legolas looked over the wall, and realized that one Orc had apparently pushed another Orc into a
deep mud puddle. That Orc was now presently drowning..."
(I have lost all of my LotR fanfiction)
"And I'm informing you that if you don't shut up, you can say goodbye to that beautiful face and expect to have children run away screaming from you."
"Mother, children are blood-thirsty little fiends. At the sight of disfigured face no longer recognisable as human they would run towards it rather than away, if only to throw things at it.""
“If you’re normal the crowd WILL accept you. But if you’re deranged…the crowd will make you there leader.” (--Christopher Titus)
And here are some of the avatar art of this avi I've collected. I feel special! Thanks Evil_Noodle, x_His_Sin_x, gracefulspider, Eternal Moment, (Insert Geisha name here) x 3 and myself x 2.
