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Registered: 01/08/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Cali-forn-i-a.

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私の 名前は アシュリー です。
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For those of you that don't know moonspeak...
Too bad.
Find a translator.
c:

I have a foul mouth.
I curse like a sailor.
********.

STORYTIME.
Once upon a time there was a girl.
She didn't give a ********]
And then she dropped out of high school.
The end.

Except it was really a
New beginning.

I went through culinary school.
I studying baking and pastry.
I've gone pro now.

ACTUALLY.
I'm a barista.
That's right, I work at the home...
...of the hipster chick.

I've gone back to college
To pursue a degree
in the computer sciences,
you see.


I pretty much taste like sugar constantly.
Literally.
If you lick me, I'd be sweet.

I came to the conclusion
that I should go to culinary school
because....

I AM A WOMAN.
I felt my primal instinct to go to the kitchen
and make a sammich.

I'm a total 1950s Housewife.
If I could, I'd rather just take care of children.
and make sure dinner's on the table by 6.
Or POW. Straight to the moon.

I think being a Mommy is my truest of callings.
c:
Someday I want my own little brood.
2 or 3 would be nice.
I want to prove that coming from a dysfunctional family...
Doesn't mean I'll be a screw up too.
I'll be a better mom than my mom was.

I'm addicted to my internet life.
It's a lot more exciting than my real one.
I'm a lot cooler here.

I'm also a total nerdybird.
I'd rather be playing video games.
I'mma sappin your sentry.
I also cosplay.
I was a Nurse Joy at FanimeCon 09.

I've attended FanimeCon since '04.
Haven't missed a year yet.
I'M SUCH A NERD.

RELOAD
I know the Zombie apocalypse will happen sooner or later.
I'm total prepared.
I got my shack in the mountains, ready to kick some rotting flesh to the curb.

:B

I'm a tard.
It's up to you to decipher what that means.
.../ck/ is love.

I'm a very sexual person.
I make innuendos out of everything.
Sex is funny like that.
I like making people uncomfortable.
It's nice to watch you squirm.


TL;DR VERSION:

  • XX Chromosome
  • High School Drop Out
  • Santa Cruz, CA
  • ********. c:
  • Pro /baker/Cake decorator
  • SAILOR MOON ANIMU FAN GIRL DESUDESULOL
  • Cosplay, I has it.
  • FanimeCon
  • 1950s Housewifey Pinup girl
  • Internet whore
  • Here to chew bblgum and kick a**. Out of bblgum.
  • Hackers on Steroids.
  • SEXSEXSEXSEX.


...AND T-T-T-THAT'S ALL FOLKS.
c:






s**t talk. c:

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Olafmikli Report | 08/22/2023 5:09 pm
Hope you're doing okay =)
Olafmikli Report | 06/02/2015 12:59 am
If you ever want to poke at me, I'm usually "Alexmikli" or "Olafmikli" on things like reddit, steam, etc.
Olafmikli Report | 12/30/2014 11:59 pm
Likewise!
DarkJokerChild Report | 10/27/2013 3:53 am
That's exactly my mentality, too. I had to change what it was though because all the stuff was broken from way back when. That's literally the only reason it got changed at all. Ehehe.
DarkJokerChild Report | 10/27/2013 3:48 am
Ehehe I don't even know what it looks like anymore. I literally just went and shoved the custom theme that a friend of mine made off the face of the planet and selected crap randomly. Idk. *rolls around*
Olafmikli Report | 07/27/2013 12:42 am
Yeah, I haven't been on Gaia much as you can see >>

Sowwies.
Olafmikli Report | 04/07/2013 1:12 am
Indeed I have, indeed I have.
Rikkuzia Report | 05/30/2012 8:18 pm
Aww yeyeyeyeye Bb. I see u @ fanmay, we didn't party at all, why not?
Kimiko Doll Report | 04/08/2012 12:35 pm
thanks
Olafmikli Report | 02/16/2012 4:56 pm
Oh that month I think I was in total darkness.

Gotta love electricity.

John Handcock. Lawl. c**k.

 

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