About
Hey, I'm Jace, but you may know me as JC. I go to Fort Bowman Academy and Im in my junior year.its going by way too fast. Im not very shy so if u message me ill most likely message something back thats stupid and annoying so it may be best to keep words to yourself =P.
If you want to talk or chat or something retarded. . .
message me i guess. . .
and DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS WITH NO SELFESTEEM SO IF U SMOKE OR DRINK um... i dont care. . .
Im also obsessed with gummy bears. Theyre really good and after awhile get addictive. . .
i love the green ones. . . theyre shaped like bears and theyre gummy. . . um. . . CHELSEA ACORD SUCKS!
So. heres a little about me. My full name is Jace Christopher Bricker II.
Although rumor has it, rumor is wrong b***h, for I have not slept with my cousin, Kayla.
that is gross. If you're the stalker type, and want to scope me out through the millions of white boys(probably actually like 20) that go to my school, im about 5'9ish, i have light brown hair thats going blonde.
my eyes change color but if you ever get close enough to see them and youre not my girlfriend, it means your either gay, or its daylight and im doing something stupid like school or something, and then theyll be green with brown in them. otherwise, theyre usually swirling blue.
I am 17, although i say im 18 because everybody knows bumping your age one year is the coolest among us teen lifeforms.
pfft what do adults care. well anyway. i like guitar hero, and i really want to find somebody better than me. so if you play guitar hero and think youre at all good.
none of my friends are, *cough* Tina *cough* and id be more than willing to accept your challenge.
what else can i add to this? p***s size? body type? phone number? address? social security? well if you ask ill probably tell you biggrin but im not going to blast it for random people to see.
well anyway. see i have a brother. his name is brian.
hes one of those gays in denile, screwing the little kids 5 years younger than him in attempt to prove to himself hes not gay. but he wears makeup and pink hollister and s**t.
gay f**.
I dont want to ever be popular.
Im not an emo.
Im not a poser.
Im not a prep.
Im not a Goth.
Im not a follower.
BUT. I am the wanna be rebel. i have strong reason to be this way. but for many? see, i like whatever everybody in society(*does the little index/middle
finger bendy emphasis thing* the cool kids) doesnt do or has lost touch in. which CAN i guess be the reason i want to rebel because nobody rebels anymore, but wouldnt that make me rebel for rebelling in the first place?
who knows?
not only do i think like a rebel. i act like one too. see, when dinners done, i wait until 5 minutes AFTER they tell me.
gasp! what a rebel. well anyway.
im fashionably late. by not showing up at all. i go to parties, only to drink. i dont drink often. so i dont go to many parties, just for future reference.
If youre still reading this you probably really are a stalker or just know me really well, because im pretty sure no random person that doesnt like me that much would read this much into it, so thanks i guess. back to me. of course. me. because you all suck and im better. i play guitar. not too well, but i started guitar hero, and i wanted to start guitar. i have 2 electric guitars, a bass, and an accustic.
although the only song i know is crazy train razz . i have msn. i have aol. i have yahoo. i have ICQ. Want them, just ask for em.
I am an amazing cook. I can do anything from peanut butter and jelly to lobster. thanks to my wonderful dad. bless him . Call me, and if im in the mood, dont tell josh, but ill cook you orgasmic roman noodles.
but probably not, because i dont do roman noodles much, but maybe if you ask nicely.
I like chuck norris. hes my hero. id put some jokes on my page about him but itd probably over load it like last time, if im not doing that right now.
hmmm music just dawned on me. so ill rant on about music now, if you insist. you insist right? good. my favorite band is evanescence, but dont tell anyone, it doesnt count because its just Bring Me To Life.
well anyway, my main band is Mindless Self Indulgence, but im starting to like papa roach a lot more. see right there? those 3 bands have gone out of style, although their music is really good, theyve been forgotten. that goes back to the rebel thing. eh? EH!? toldja so. well.
back to my music tale. i also dig linkin park. if youre wondering to yourself why this isnt in the MUSIC category(if you werent you are now) i have no idea, ill put something in there later.
TV? tv is good. family guy. family guy is good. my altime favorite show is smallville. but i dont watch that much so lets skip to family guy.
i know everything about family guy, challenge me if you dare. i quote family guy all day long you see. its my lifestyle. i also like futurama, inuyasha, dragonball z, and my main "into it" series thats the actually one i like like, not just laugh at, is full metal alchemist.
see the family guy theme i got goin? that was a full metal alchemist one, much awesomer you see, but gaia rejected the html =( so. moving on.
i like computer rpgs. runescape. i got into that when i was 12, and kept going up until 3 months ago. ive spent 297 hours in total on runescape. yes.
no life. i know. i also like diablo. but it got old. ive put in 288 hours of that. yes. no life. i know. i want to get into world of warcraft but i cant afford it atm.
i play halo 2 and destroy all humans, guitar hero, and fable. only games i like. im not good at much of any except for guitar hero.
im the king. wanna hang out? itll be awkwardly awkward if you want to play a game and its not one of those.
my crowd includes tina, josh, kayla, shaggy, andy, topher, drake, lil josh, jamie, janna, adam and i spose mitch, only because he got me trashed.
id throw lincoln in there but hes mean to me. =]. well anyway.
Im very outgoing. not shy at all. and if you want to hang with me i get stupid and embarrassingly hyper, meaning i get hyper and humiliate you. so take it quite literally. keep that in mind.
im extrememly nice, and ill gladly drop my problem for yours. i listen. i really do, and ill give what advice i can. so.
in other words, in public, im an attention seeker, in general, im a stand up nice to be around guy.
I like bawls. but im not gay, because im allergic to nuts. but really. bawls. greatest energy drink known to mankind. 3 bottles is a lethal dose of caffeine, certa 4 bottles a day is what i drink.
once again. back to the rebel thing. i collect the bottles. i currently have 152. believe me.
if you bought one for 2.19, youd want to keep the bottle too. but its worth it, the bottles are pretty surprised .
this goes to drake. YOU GAY f**, ACT LIKE A MAN!. oh. and youre awesome. femenist b*****d.
i love sports. but technology more, but back to sports. i play every sport you can name, if not, ill try. mainly, i bowl.
i have an average of 209 in general, but to downgrade my coach, i usually crack under pressure and bowl 150's in actual games at school. but other than that, i do alright.
I get my license in two weeks, im not a bad driver, but road users beware. im crazeh.
i drive a '85 le baron, 96 plymoth voyager van, or next to be a '89 ford tempo. keep an eye out.
i like going out. usually to the mall or the movies, its really nice to get away, you know? lmfao gay. but really.
if i can get the chance, ill go to the arch and stand alone with a friend or 2 for hours at a time thinking about what could be or what might be, its really quite relaxing, youd know what i mean if you lived with people like this. ugh. ew.
i can make music by ear. i hear it, ill play it. my brother mike has gotten me making rap beats, see i hate rap, but making the music behind all the benefits of sex and violence and drive bys and killing
and drugs, is actually cool. it brings out creativity and personality and all that other psychological whatever kind of s**t.
hmm. still reading this? you must really be into my bod. so ill be happy to go on for you. hmm speaking of my bod. im 150 pounds, but i have a 6 pac, so im sexy.
speaking of sexy, and back to not being shy, if youre a girl, watch your back, ill probably physically flirt with you if you make the mistake of telling me youre single. :X sorry if this happens to you.
so. i think you have a taste of my personality, and a piece of what i can and/or will do. but none the less, ill rant on. i loooove animals. more than sex. and thats a lot surprised . i want a ferret sooo bad.
but i have 2 dogs, a 19 year old spits(haha sspppittss) named Teddy, and a 4 year old pug looking thing named skittles. i love them both but theyre a nuisance. teddy is too old for her own good, shes a walking liability and burden on herself. skittles is alright i spose. every now and then we get this 2? month old puppy named Heidi.
shes so cute and cuddly and adorable and playful. but i still want a ferret more.
I have a little sister. Though shes not really my little sister. just a really amazing awesome girl named tina, and she is nothing more than a sister to me. and that’s all I will ever see her as. we’ve been together since her zygote days and I still think of her as the sleepy pink thing that broke my easy bake oven. (even in the tender stages of infancy she was a klutz)
I go to school. not everyday because i DO skip a lot. if you dont, shut up because youre calling ME a nerd!? ******** nerd. mr. i go to school every day because i want a piece of paper that says "i have skills because i went every day!" well screw you.
well back to my story before you so rudely interrupted. I go to school. Once again, if youre one of those stalkers, here how to find me. first hour i have PE, then Algebra 2, then English 2, then Spanish 2, then lunch, then Chemistry 2, then English 1(yes i failed, wanna fight about it!?)
and then i go bowling or driving in drivers ed. one of the 2. either way. im home by 6 so if im not .. by 6. dont yell at me. . . kayla. . .
I live among 3 places, where youll always find me. one is my dear mothers house, i dont refer to it as my house, because i live the other 2 places more.
another is tinas house. i stay there a lot, but they dont like me much, so they kick me out after 2-3 days for a day break. The other house you can find me at is obviously andys.
ill stay there for a full week, but my record was 3? months at a time when i had no where else to go because my "mothers" house has people that go psycho in it. *cough* If im not at one of the three houses, ill be gone for up to 2 hours most.
and if im not back within 2 hours, im dead. praise god for when that moment comes because everyone will be a lot happier. probably even my girlfriend, because hopefully dead, ill last longer in bed. XD lmao yes. i went there. the more you know.
and im just kidding by the way. im not THAT bad in bed. i dont think. lets ask around. another paragraph youve read through. you must really love me! i feel so popular and loved now.
not that i want to. gotta maintain the rebel thing you know? moving on.
so how bout that weather?
im really running out of things to tell you! see how much you know about me? but ill go on just because you obviously feel like reading on. dont you? you do right? good. now shut up while i tell my story. i like iced tea. not as much as green tea. but itll do for now.
i also dig soda. a lot. cha. thats right. soda. its loved by everything and its loved by me. so im not a rebel in this situation. shhh dont tell anyone.
my favorite soda is Wild Cherry Pepsi/Coke. thats the only soda ill drink, besides mt dew, or dr pepper, IF im in the mood for moose piss. now moving on. Back to the Bawls thing.
its like a soda isnt it? i think so. well if i can, ill get bawls, and thatll hold me over for a while, at least josh will get it for me. or drake. thanks guys, hope you dont feel used, because thats whats really happening, but no further than that, i promise.
hmm. its not much but i think ill do hobbies now. my hobbies? thanks for asking, ive been waiting for you to ask so i can so intensely tell you this thrilling tale! i like to skateboard. but i was never good, so i gave up.
now i just do it when i see someone on a skateboard and im like "hay can i see that" or something and theyre like. sure! well anyway. i collect
bottles.
thats a new one right? *cough* rebel *cough*. i dont think theres anything else? besides guitar hero.
ive beaten every song on guitar hero 1 and 2 on expert. cept for bark at the moon on number 1.
i envy the one who can do that. so now you know a little more about what i like to do.
BUT you dont know about what i like period. so ill tell you. you obviously want to know, so shut up so i can tell you. jeeze what a chatterbox you are. well anyway. so here goes.
I love DORITOS?
My favorite color is green. green is awesome, if you like green, youre my favorite too. moving on. my favorite number is 4. if anything has the number four in it im always like. oh dear. its my lucky day! again with the favorites. My favorite football team is the Steelers, my favorite baseball team is the Astros. My favorite basketball team is the rockets, my favorite food is whatever i cook. My favorite game is Vice City, but since I dont own that, its Guitar hero. my favorite person is Lara?. my favorite tv show is full metal alchemist. my favorite comedy is family guy. my favorite sitcom is smallville. my favorite movie is Behind Enemy Lines. my favorite messenger is AIM. my favorite alchohol is Apple Pucker. my favorite beverage is Bawls, but delicasy, so my favorite drink is really green tea. my favorite game system is super nintendo, it had the best games ever! my favorite version of tag is TV tag, so pointless and easy, but if youre not IT its really funny and fun. my favorite pool game is Princess Jessica, but if im not at tinas, its Sharks and Minnows, eating jeff's bubbles. my favorite place to stay is joshes, always food and soda when you want it, not to mention nonstop swiss cake rolls, my favorite snack btw. my favorite pop tart is Caramel Chocolate. my favorite arcade game is Galaga. My favorite fruit is an orange. my favorite veggies are cucumbers. my favorite letter is Q. many more of my favorites at www.jcsmorethings.com moving on.
So. I was hanging with larry today. we came up with some pretty funny s**t. so. what did the prime number say to the interracial integer? SOLVE FOR X! LMFAO! well anyway. i got my license last week. i have no points yet, although i am keeping a scoreboard in my car for points. if you dont know how to get points, its by hitting a living creature, double points if its of another race: hispanic, asian, black, indian. yes. im going to play guitar hero. goodday.
you wish you could play guitar hero. but i lied. im not going to play guitar hero. im going to stay here and talk to you. yes. youre that special. yes. <33 and such. haha. awe gay. so. how bout that weather? SHUT THE ******** UP. dont you remember? this is MY bio. so. more about me. mom says im special. not special K. but special you know? yes. im sooo damned special. so special in fact that if special were pennies, id be a pennie! thats how special i am. so special that i mispelled Penny. yea. that special. I had a rabbit once. his name was Huey. he was only a baby. my brother ran his family over with the lawn mower so we took him in. thats so sweet isnt it? yea. well he died a month later from causes unknown. probably committed suicide because he had no family. . . . thats my opinion. or it couldve been when my brother did the poor thing in the butt. butt sex, no family, interracial marriage, i dont know, im not a doctor. but what i do know, is he was in fact a rabbit.
so. now that you know about my turtle. no. rabbit. now that you know about my rabbit you know exactly how sensitive and sophisticated that i am. hang on. i must stop typing to get bawls. ok. im back. so. i like ferrets. i want one really bad. did i already mention this? i dont know ive lost track. but i tell you what i have lost track and still dont do. smoking. =)
I haven't got into a wreck yet and ive had my license two weeks. does that make me a good driver?
My driver's license says im 5 foot 9 but im really 5 foot 10. that goes back to that rebel thing. yea. remember that? god im SUCH a ******** rebel. Im starting to question my rebelhood. i think im turning into an activist. because thats just how ******** rebelious i am! god damn! So. . . How bout that McDonalds. Ya know, get the ya? rebel. i dont "use" "you". . . anyway. back to mcdonalds. i was there with this guy named Chad today. i mean. . guy named tina. yea. . . she bought me valentine's day dinner. note the apostrophe. . . .rebel. *COUGH* SORRY. . . i meant to cough BEFORE the rebel. make it sound more rebel you see, but that is just one huge rebel if you think about it. GOD IM SUCH A GOD DAMNED REBEL! *cough* activist* well. anyway. back to my thrilling story? what happened at mcdonalds? i thought youd never ask. so ill tell you, because youre such an into me person. we took the drive thru. not took it as in stole it and ran away, took it as in . . .drove "thru" it. so. . . .we order food. btw, im driving. its snowy outside. . . . I DIDNT WRECK! *tina cheers* and JUST to be a rebel. we took the food ordered from the drive "thru" inside. and ate inside. REBEL, see im transforming tina too. thats a rebel thing itself. so. . . how was my day you ask? what? you didnt ask? fine. i wont tell you. . .
moving on. so. . . . hi. . . . . tina says hi. . . blank.
So Andy hit me in the nutts with a baseball bat when i was twelve. ive never been the same. bless him? wooden baseball bats hurt. that very same day in tophers yard(where all of this s**t happens), i road a 30 year old ten speed bike WITH flat tires off his skateboard kicker and cleared his 9 foot fun box, plus about 3 feet, and over a ditch. it was amazing. yes. i am that skilled on bmxing with a 30 year old flat tired tenspeed. right. unfortunately when i landed i hit a tree extremely hard, ruined the bike, flipped over the handle bars, shattered my shoulder, got up laughing, and proceeded to get high off of spraypaint in his back yard treehouse while obviously spraypainting it. its okay, the tree survived. a few days of bubblewrapped bandages and therapy, and it was good as new. i showed that tree who was boss! kickers are for skateboards. i went off with a bike. OMFG I AM SUCH A GOD DAMNED REBEL!.
So I now play Perfect Dark Zero for the 360. Its not bad. but its not good either. the first one was wwwaaay better. not to mention the 360 version is really really short. i beat it in 3 hours. the n64 one took me about 2 weeks. but its a good game, id rate it 6 out of 10. the original gets an 11. i mean. damn. best game ever. yea, carry that up to the gaming part of this overly dramatic and drastic speech about how my life is and how i react to society and what im like. ok ok shut up, ill keep going, stfu so i can continue.
I HATE CATS.
im more of a dog person. cats are disobedient and do as they please. they never let you cuddle them or understand a word you say. now dogs on the other hand get excited at every aspect of a stressed voice. *COME HERE BOY! WANNA GO DIE! WANNA GO DIE!???* and the dog gets all excited thinking that becuase youre excited it should be too. truly mans best friend. now a cat on the other hand. . .*WANNA TREAT!? WANNA GET LAID!?* or something and all they do is crap in your house. also dogs whine at the door. cats just let it all out. gross. fresh step my a**. i love dogs. theyre my 2nd favorite animal outmatched of course by the ferret. god i want one. well anyway. my dog teddy was put to sleep. so remember, i only have 2 dogs. not 3. for the quiz you see. dont complain when you get it wrong and say i didnt warn you. i jst changed it late. see? im a rebel. so. thats my rant about how cats suck and dogs rock. moving on smile
so a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. . . they say ow. funny eh? yes. im a very funny guy. i have that magical maledy. that one aspect of true virtue that overrides every other joy and every other sensation of life. i have the gift to make people laugh. my favorite of all qualitys, putting a smile on someones face, especially when theyre down, triumphs over every other pleasure known to man. i know what youre thinking and yes. even that one. I like to be funny. its my responsibility.
One thing I’m definitely not is a racist. Against anything. Cept the French. If you’re French, get the hell away from me. But you can be any color, believe in any god, suck blood, or ******** whatever the hell you want, I’ll still call you my damn friend! (nope, can’t get rid of me that easily, you know)
i dont eat meat. i do eat veggies however. if im really hungry ill eat meat but only if its with something else like cheese for a taco or something. small s**t. its not that im a vegetarian because i feel sorry for the animals, its just that every time i take a bite the taste makes me picture where it came from and that makes me vomit. so i cant eat meat for meats sake. i eat tons of junk food and salad though. all day. worse case scenario you make a lettuce/ranch sandwich lol. classic. its a good like. very moral. in other words. im a vegetarian. . when im not hungry.
ehehehehehehehehhehehehe. . .its a giraffe.
Chelsea acord sux
If I could have a superpower, what would it be you say? well i guess i cant really decide. . but you must know. . . I would most likely choose Water Bending. Because its really unstoppable. See, the wind thing can be easily stopped with super speed, because running circles around it would create a vortex, which would suck away the oxygen, disabling the power, AND killing the user. Fire Bending and Manipulation is the exact same thing. Fire feeds on oxygen, no oxygen. no flame. Super Speed can be stopped with water bending, fire manipulation, or forcefields. wall of fire, wall of ice, or just plain invisible wall can be pretty hard on someone running 1000miles per hour. . dayam. super smart would be cool, but useless. youd have ideas with no way to exploit them. superstrength would be cool. but theyre just too vulnerable. i mean. they can punch through a meteor, but they can still be frozen, suffer burns, and if you can fly they just cant get you. . . heat vision would rock but waterbending would pretty much cancel that out. . . let alone over power it. I guess flying would be cool. but youd never be able to fight. being a ble to fly would be cool, but if youre totally weak like me then youre just hopeless. i guess mothernature/earth manipulation would be cool. just form a bottomless pit beneath someone would be all time. . . let alone a lot of other perks, entanglement in vines, venomous plants. . . sharp rocks protruding through someones body. . . but everyone knows water erodes rock. . . but plants absorb water. . . but water makes ice and i suppose you can just free them. . . . yea id totally choose water bending. =) what would you choose?
lmao nothing about that paragraph suggests im not a nerd.
I love cars. If I had any car. . .itd be a Lamborghini Diablo. those are amazing. but seeing as i cant afford one, id spring for a BMW. but as i cant afford that right now i want a green convertible camaro. those are my dream cars. just so you know more about me.
So. . . You know my emotional body, my physical body. . how about inbetween? this wonderous paragraph is going to rant on about my stamina. so. i apparently have some stamina. i work out daily. i have every opportunity to excel in track and field but im too lazy. ive proven to myself that i can jump over myself. I have [[8 pack abs]]. I can bench just a little over my own weight. I weigh somewhere about 150 pounds. . . I can do backflips and handsprings, and i can do that little thing where you kick off the wall and do a backflip. I can do front flips and side flips and twist flips and cartwheels and roundoffs and all that other s**t. i can run faster than the fastest black guy at my school [[just to prove wrong Entertainment Weekly]].
I have magical fingers. Not to be sexual. But my fingers are indeed magic. I once made a girl spasm through a back massage. I can make you tickle. hurt. or squirm through pressure points on your back. My fingers are long and slender. theyre good for cooking. did i tell you yet? Im an amazing cook. but thats not what this paragraph is about, dont get full of yourself now. this paragraph is about my magical fingers. and now its not. . . its over. going on.
My tongue is magical too. Ive heard my kisses DO make you all better. I can bend a cherry stick into a knot. and i can do the starburst thing [[but the wrapper, although its cleanly pulled out]] is always folded in half. i have no idea why or how. but i cant fix it. i can curl my tongue. roll my tongue. roll it over. flip it. reverse it, and wrap around things with it. and i can combine them too. i can roll my tongue over while curling it to trap. . something. . .say someone elses tongue. but im trying to be sexual here.
there. thats all i can think of concerning my stamina.
Im legally a genius. i took a state IQ test and scored 174 of 200. Im apparently smart.
My a**. It doesn't exist. No matter how much people say I have a nice a**, or my a** is huge. Simply put. They're liars. I have NO a**. Its not there. Totally flat. Nothing but skin and pelvis. I wish I had one but the sad truth is, no. no i dont have an a** and ive come to terms with this godly arrangement. i guess everything ive asked god for hes given me, and has just taken my a** in return. fair enough. I have another brother too. His name is Mike. He's Rap producer for OTG[[on the ground]] Productions and makes his studio in my back room. it gets annoying sometimes but usually it gives an upbeat theme song to our house. . i never really fought with him, but weve never really hung out. . so its more of a "were cool" deal thing. . iuno. i like him more than brian, thats for sure.
right now. my heart is in the hands of a ms. Lara Love <3. She tries to come off as a b***h and tries to make everyone think that shes mean and evil and ugly and fat when shes actually cute and adorable and positively BEAUTIFUL. pfft. fat MY a**! [[no really. my a** really doesnt exist, it was just an interjection]] I will eventually make Lara come around and come out with the truth that she is really perfect and by all means. . . MINE. smile [[P.S lara, you cant pull off emo, it just makes you more cuddly, so stop trying! {and keep your hood down}]] <3
The end. Until i add more.
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yes but we couldn't do that other thing cause you didnt have the thing that goes over the thing so we did that other thing with that thing.