About

Hello! Please make yourself comfortable, and I'll be back with some refreshments. What would you like? Water? Tea? Milk? Wine? Juice? What about some snacks? I'll get you anything you'd like!
O-oh, you just want to know more about me? Well, I'm nothing special, really... My mum is a celebrity and kind of a whoreI come from an average English family, born and raised in Canterbury, England, which is several miles to the southeast of London. How I came to be in Berlin isn't that big of a deal. n_n;; All I know is that I'm happy here because I finally have some real friends! N-not that I didn't have real friends at home I really didn't, people just used me for my money and fame.
...I-I think the cookies I put in the oven are burning! -scurries off- ;;;;;