Virgin Voldemort

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Registered: 07/24/2007

Gender: Male

Occupation: Dark Lord

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I am Lord Voldemort, and I am back!

Make me art.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Voldemort:

I am an e-Bay addict. I love buying Beanie babies, antiques, and Backstreet Boys CDs.
My favorite Backstreet Boys song is "The One" and my favorite Backstreet Boy is Nick Carter. His brother Aaron's pretty cute too. I'd totally tap that.
Recently, I've been getting into Lady Gaga also. I dance to her lovely music in my dilapidated loft in London.

I am madly in love with James Potter. Oh baby, how I regret not raping him the moment I first saw him, as I was coming out of the Hogwarts building after looking for a job.

Also, Dumbledore molested me when I was 11. That's probably what ******** me up so bad, you know?




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I need a replacement for Nagini sad
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Hufflepuffspecs Report | 06/17/2022 10:16 pm
Hufflepuffspecs
ninja
Marla Singer v1 Report | 02/19/2010 11:02 am
Marla Singer v1

MAKE IT 100 TAPS BB
Miss Vida Report | 02/19/2010 10:25 am
Miss Vida
I WOULD TAP THAT
th ii mble rose Report | 12/23/2007 12:33 pm
th ii mble rose
Bald is beautiful!

<3
The Loneliest Acromantula Report | 10/25/2007 12:41 pm
The Loneliest Acromantula
Put your tap count up to 95, Voldy.



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Creepy Albino Fish Report | 10/24/2007 6:43 pm
Creepy Albino Fish
Mmmm Voldemort, you're the only reason I read the books and watched the movie.
C y b e r P i x i e Report | 10/24/2007 6:15 pm
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You're such a hot piece of a** Voldy.

I'd let you do me any day. =D

Romula Atomica Report | 10/24/2007 6:13 pm
Romula Atomica
We all know the real reason your obsessed with Harry.

You could bounce a quarter off that a**.

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THE GAY DUMBLEDORE Report | 10/24/2007 6:11 pm
THE GAY DUMBLEDORE
raaaape.
amber ryder Report | 09/13/2007 6:43 pm
amber ryder
Ok. I'm taking my time to write on everyone of my friend's profiles.

Well, it's really just because I have nothing else to do. But...oh well...

xDDDDD



So, yeah.

I love you.

Whoever you are that I'm posting for.

<333333

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