Stuff you don't need to know about me

FAVORITES

Song: Blood Brothers by Papa Roach
Movie: Cloverfield
TV Show: Robot Chicken
Anime: Naruto
Sport: WWE
Wrestler: Jeff Hardy
Match: First Blood
PPV Event: Royal Rumble
Cartoon Character: Kiba from Naruto
Video Game: SvR 08
Animal: Dragon
Real Animal: Komodo Dragon
Underwater animal: Sting Ray
Bird: Vulture
Insect: Praying Mantis
Plant: Venus Fly Trap
Planet: Saturn
Computer Game: Pedestrian Riot and Runescape
Signature Move: Primitive Spike of Umaga
Country: Japan
State: California
Colors: Black and Red
Car: Lotus Elise
Food: Chili Cheese Dog
Drink: Tequila... ok, fine, maybe not, but Dr. Pepper
Element: Fire
Winter or Summer: Summer
Coca-Cola or Pepsi: Coca-Cola
Blonde or Brunettes: blondes
American or Delta: Neither, I fly Jetblue (It's suppose to be funny)
Weapon in WWE: Ladder (Why doesn't anyone use it?)

HAVE YOU EVER:

Blown something up: yes
If yes, what?: A toaster.
What age were you at the time: ...8
Were their accomplices?: yes
Eaten anything you regretted biggrin oes "should have, but don't" count?
If yes, what?: A cockroach
WTF! WHY?: My friend told me too
What did it taste like?: Like barbecue and soy sauce packets being eaten between tiny chips. Sounds not that bad, but trust me, it was bad, and I probably won't do it again
Been on stage: yes
Dyed hair: no.....
Done drugs: No
Smoked: If I wanted to, I would put my mouth to the car exhaust
Drank alcohol: yes (future alcoholic that's never gotten drunk)
What was it?: Tequila, rock slide, pina colada, whiskey, champagne
Did you like it (them)?: yes
Felt love for anyone: I've had my share
Still do: No.... Not that I'm emo, I've just given up
How sa... I mean, anyway to change that?: If anyone special comes
Done something evil:I say yes, but no, I like freaking people out
Kissed anyone: Other than some girl when I was 5, no
Driven a car other than Drivers Ed: No
Done something that could get you sick?: yes (not including above)
Anything that could harm you: Had a snake wrap around my neck
Why: My friend had a snake named Vicky, he said Vicky was nice, so I wrapped Vicky around my neck, and he took a picture.
Anything else: Had a tarantula walk on my face:
Why: Same friend, tarantula named Tiny Tim, Tiny Tim stuck hairy leg in my nose, I twitched, he fell off, he bit my shoe
Did you learn your lesson?: Dude, I'm Chalz, what do you think is the answer to that?
Watched a porno?: What? No!!!! I like classy women, not sluts.
Eaten an insect: other than the cockroach and chocolate ants, no
got in a fight: Yes, second grade, I lost, even though I cheated (threw the kid head first into a fire hydrant... what's a fire hydrant doing in a school yard?)
Hit a girl: I've felt like it at times, but realize later that only Assholes do that
Done something stupid to other people?: Yes
What: Open House, second grade, in the gym, light switch next to me. You do the math
Why: I was bored

My friends:

Candidates:
Justin
Adrian
Eric
Amanda
Dustin
Austin
Patrick

Most likely to be a hobo: Austin
Most likely to be a rogue agent: Patrick
Most likely to hold WWE title: Justin (If I don't get it first)
Most likely to survive a nuclear bomb: Patrick (nerd...)
Most likely to eat all the food that was for a nuclear holocaust: Justin
Most likely to get beaten up for messing with the wrong guy: Adrian
Most likely to blow up and start beating on his friends: Eric
Most likely to end up in prison: Dustin (fraud or forgery, he looks like he would)
Most likely to never turn down a fight: Amanda
Most likely to be the death of me: Justin or Adrian
Most likely to have an arsenal in his basement: Austin or Patrick
Most likely to have a bar for cocktails in his basement: ME! I swear to god that would be awesome and I would work for that!
Least likely to have an embarassing picture taken of them: Amanda or Justin

About me again:
Planning to change your hair?: Yes, but it won't be anytime soon
How so: Grow long, die it red, purple, green, yellow at ends, tie around with knots.
Sounds like a mix of Jeff Hardy and Leland from Dog the Bounty Hunter. Coincidence?: uh........ yes........ ok, fine. no. it's not
Why do you like Jeff Hardy so much: Although lately he hasn't been, he looks like a party animal. And you know that when I live on my own (As in, no bad reports to my mom to worry about) I swear, I will be the one that gets drunk, gets on the coffee table, and pounces on the TV.
Ok, I don't think Jeff Hardy does that: Ok, fine, smartass, Swanton Bombs the TV.
That sounds better: AND THEN DO THE TWIST OF FATE ON JESSIKA OVER THE TV SCREEN!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!! THAT SOUNDS.... actually kind of fun to watch... HEY WAIT A MINUTE, YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T HIT A GIRL!!!: First up, I wouldn't HIT a girl, that's not hitting, that's wrapping your arms around they're neck so fast it almost snaps, then lurching yourself down so fast, their head slips out your arms and slams on the floor. That's not hitting, that's.... that's...... ok, I don't know what it is, but it's not hitting. Second up, I don't think Jessika's a......... you know what, I'm not going to finish that joke.
Yeah, I suggest against it.