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the_flying_dutchman12 Report | 07/23/2007 12:44 pm

hey

Differ_nd_Weird Report | 07/10/2007 3:15 am

Yo this is really random... but...































101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART































1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them 















and stranding them at strategic locations.































2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.































3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals 















throughout the day.































4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get 















to join in.































5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the 















spray air fresheners.































6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.































7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.































8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.































9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, 















especially thin narrow aisles.































10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I 















think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what 















happens.































11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off 















and turn the volumes to "10".































12. Play with the automatic doors.































13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 















you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid 















embarrassment.































14. While walking through the clothing department, ask 















yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, 















anyway?"































15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.































16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're 















taking it for a "test drive."































17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about 















five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the 















department.































18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store 















as your playing field.































19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look 















mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"































20. Put M&M's on layaway.































21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.































22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll 















only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.































23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from 















the other aisles.































24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.































25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around 















saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"































26. TP as much of the store as possible.































27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.































28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" 















upside down.































29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, 















"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"































30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired 















employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any 















Shnerples here?"































31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale 















battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.































32. Take bets on the battle described above.































33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.































34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 















"Mission: Impossible."































35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while 















squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I 















need some tampons!!"































36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.































37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.































38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.































39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.































40. Say things like, "Would you be so k

the_flying_dutchman12 Report | 07/07/2007 7:27 am

he was up dude

Differ_nd_Weird Report | 07/07/2007 6:14 am

ello, good morning! User Image

Differ_nd_Weird Report | 07/05/2007 4:49 pm

i lovez you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is

ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU,

SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU F'N LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU...............

1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN

2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY

3=PPL LIKE YOU

4= PPL LOVE YOU

5= DANG PPL ADORE YOU"

you can send this to a best friend

XBlackKen1235X Report | 06/30/2007 2:08 pm

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Neko_Gaara45 Report | 06/30/2007 1:57 pm

hey wasp i hope ur doing great

Dark_Chii_Sensei Report | 06/26/2007 11:57 pm

hey Wasp..hows everything going?...well send me a message sometime and let me know how u r..k

Differ_nd_Weird Report | 06/25/2007 1:54 am

K, I got you a shirt, a vest and boots! User Image

Differ_nd_Weird Report | 06/25/2007 12:23 am

I couldn't find you a shirt.......so I got you a vest.......but I will get you a shirt............and I'm still lookin for boots for you! User Image