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I am your Polish boyfriend. Yes, yes, oh, yes I am ;D
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Name: Alex

Age: 14

Relation status: Nonexistant ;_;

Music: Electronica, indie, old school rap, classical, jazz, baroque, 80s rock.

Brain: Angsty gonk

Desires: A Nobel prize a happy life.. Wait, scratch that, too, 'cause all you need is love.

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*stolen from Random Violence*

1 Alex
Serves: An army of flying elephants (stolen lol ^__^)

Ingredients: Deoxyribonucliec acid, ribonucliec acid, music, that butterflies-in-your-stomach feeling, friends ("<3" just isn't enough to explain how much I love all of you), Popa, Joasia, Cami, Gabi, liqour, books, soda, vegan sushi, sighs, paranoia, insecurities, tears, razors, lost expectations, failed romances, loss, euphoria.

CAUTION: Do not add self-esteem. Unstable reaction may occur ;_;

Stir slowly.

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I'm bad at computers, so don't ask me to make your profile, or take screenshots, or do hax, or anything. All I can really do is open internet explorer, use microsoft word, some microsoft excel, and use the little calculator thing.

I r artist. Fo' rizzle. No joke. Thing is, if you want me to make you art, it'll take a long time. Like, a lot. 'cause I share a scanner with a friend, who lives somewhat far away. But, if you're patient, I'll make you art.

I r charitable. If you need gold, you'll probably get some. That is, if you really need gold, have less than me, and I'm not questing. Under those conditions, you can take it all.

I'm questing for stuff.. Help, if you like. 's not mandatory cool

I have much <3 @ the intellectual persuits :nod:

I'm:
5 feet, and 6.5 inches tall (in the morning, and when I stand up straight).
14 years old [in 5 days lol]
In the 8th grade.
Brown haired.
Brown eyed.
Hell, here's a pic of me

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[pic=old. Random Violence, however, can assure you that my hair has retained all 100% of awesome. Oh, and by the way, thanks for asking: my hair [i]is made of awesome cool ]
My BMI is between 18 and 20.

I like music.

I'm, partly, from every European country. And Russian. I'm also Asian, though not in the way your, probably, think (Kazakh, Georgian, Uzbek, etc). Oh, and some Indian. African, too, if count the sex life my great-uncle had, while being a missionary 0.o;

Teach me o.o

I like reading, and I read a lot.

I'm quite intelligent, just not very knowledgable ;_;

I have 700 10^(infinity!^infinity!^infinity!...)(10^infinity!^infinity!^infinity!...)[10] GD points, so far. So stfu, traffica~

I'm quite strange xD
Example: My idea of a good time is discussing, with my friends, who would win:
Suprise Buttsecks Monkey vs. BOndage Cow vs. Bondage Pig vs. Normal Buttsecks JAguar vs. Oral Herpes Afflicted Birds, etc.
Either that, or playing on the PS2 after watching Monty Python.

I'm strange, but in that funny, crude way <3

People I want to be friends with:
F!ZZBANG Friend made! <3
Alassin Sane [she hate @ me]
Conan The Banbeque [he no love me long time ;_;]
You, probably.

I'm shy, but I'll proabably open up.

Call me! But PM me first, so we can arrange time, and stuff.

[Je Taime] is WAY cooler than YOU!
"OMG y?!!1", you ask.
Well, she gave me a SKA Wristband.
So, ******** y'all ([Je Taime] excluded, o' course).

PM me if you <3 me ^_^
PM me... just 'cause <3

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Guess if I'm either a guy or a girl.

My favorite people on earth are my dad, Mushroom Flavored Water (Rukan), and Asexual (Michael), and Galaxy Panda.

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More to come, soonz.+
<3

OCD, high chance of developing cancer, 2 webbed toes, and Omni-amor syndrome
^__^

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Lucjusz

Report | 02/03/2007 10:46 pm

Lucjusz

twoj polski jest bardzo dobry ;] wszystko zrozumialam dzieki za oddany glos ;] ale raczej nie wygram tych 50k crying crying na arenie ;_; pozdrawiam wink
Vitamin Elime

Report | 12/10/2006 9:00 pm

Vitamin Elime

Nice Profile and avatar.
Thy Fair Robin Goodfellow

Report | 10/08/2006 9:25 pm

Thy Fair Robin Goodfellow

x:

How come right when you come back you're gone again?
Malevolent Jelly Bean

Report | 09/04/2006 10:41 am

Malevolent Jelly Bean

Your siggy is funny.
Thy Fair Robin Goodfellow

Report | 09/03/2006 12:13 am

Thy Fair Robin Goodfellow

Finally you're back. <3
I'd been waiting. :0
manngggo

Report | 08/31/2006 3:19 pm

manngggo

DID YOU DIE??
I MISS YOU
manngggo

Report | 08/05/2006 12:24 pm

manngggo

miss u<3
Verax

Report | 07/19/2006 5:55 pm

Verax

we are dressed
in a similar fashion

let's be friends
wobigongsrule

Report | 07/13/2006 8:38 am

wobigongsrule

Yo! Lani 'ere. Haven't been on here in like, forever, but saying Hi x3
*gnaws on Ava's tail*
_darkened_tears_

Report | 07/02/2006 11:59 am

_darkened_tears_

Hey I love your siggy! I can totally relate to it and I just thought I'd drop by to say it's awesome.

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