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Birthday: 08/20

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Well hello there! I'm Weird Dead Zeke! Wanna learn about me? Well, boys and girls, I'm from a magical far-off land called Indiana. Thanks to a wild night of passion between an international thumbwrestling champion and a mannequin that comes to life at midnight, I was conceived. Nine months later, after having shared a womb with a hippy drum circle and a family of Albanian immigrants, I decided to tuck and roll when mom stood up to grab another martini. And so, I was born into a mystical magical world of napkins, pickled beets and homeless people. After twenty two successful years of loitering, I died from radiation poisoning after an atomic wedgie. I raced toward the light, only to have found I went the wrong way and hit God's bugzapper head on. Once I wiped the ashes from myself, I realized I forgot my driver's license back on Earth, and so I hurried back, fearful I couldn't get into Heaven without ID. The tunnel with the light then closed behind me and put up a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, and so now I travel the world in search of more pickled beets and the sort of love only Eskimos have a definition for.

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Raven Blood Angel Report | 08/21/2013 9:53 am
Raven Blood Angel
Happy Late Birthday~
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Raven Blood Angel Report | 08/19/2013 8:54 am
Raven Blood Angel
Thank you for accepting. User Image Pickle beats the pickled beets lol. Say that ten times fast. rofl
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/07/2012 7:02 pm
Teh Skarekrow
I heard. Good on him!
Im too cute to be evil Report | 04/10/2012 4:27 am
Im too cute to be evil
LOL! Nice profile! Love your "About Me." biggrin
Teh Skarekrow Report | 04/08/2012 8:16 pm
Teh Skarekrow
OH JESUS CHRIST!!! You made your whole profile page into pickled beets????

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