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HEH. SO EVEN YOU WERE LURED IN BY MY AMAZING SELF, HUH?
I know, I know -- I'm pretty awesome! Feel free to get on your knees and praise me at any time!
W-Wait, what? You don't know who I am? I'M THE AMAZING PRUSSIA. Open a history text, kid, I'm all over the place! I whipped a rebellious America into shape for war! I'm the reason Germany even has a place on the map these days! I was always banging that fancy-pants Austria around all the time.
Y-You still don't know who I am!?
Jeez, you're really lame...! Completely unawesome...
Fine. Just call me Gilbert, and maybe I'll let you grovel for forgiveness.
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