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HEH. SO EVEN YOU WERE LURED IN BY MY AMAZING SELF, HUH?
I know, I know -- I'm pretty awesome! Feel free to get on your knees and praise me at any time!

W-Wait, what? You don't know who I am? I'M THE AMAZING PRUSSIA. Open a history text, kid, I'm all over the place! I whipped a rebellious America into shape for war! I'm the reason Germany even has a place on the map these days! I was always banging that fancy-pants Austria around all the time.

Y-You still don't know who I am!?

Jeez, you're really lame...! Completely unawesome...


Fine. Just call me Gilbert, and maybe I'll let you grovel for forgiveness.

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pantasama

Report | 08/13/2014 3:49 pm

pantasama

"Dolphins are the best path to love and life-
Unless you prefer Shrek?"
pantasama

Report | 08/13/2014 3:25 pm

pantasama

"Dolphins are love, Dolphins are life."
Shippussy

Report | 08/07/2014 11:36 am

Shippussy

Sadiq huffed, pouting.
"No, it's not..! It's culturally acceptable for both men and women where I come from, including masculine men..!"
He sighed, rubbing his forehead. "I guess so, I have liquor too if you prefer a little more kick, ahn.."
Shippussy

Report | 08/07/2014 11:20 am

Shippussy

Oh, haha, glad you're enjoying yourself. ^ ^
Feel free to take some home with you, though you're welcome to
stay `s long `s you want. o vo
If ya want, we could do some belly dancing with the girls too?
sixii

Report | 05/18/2013 9:44 pm

sixii

Was that... s'posed to be a poem...?
sixii

Report | 01/18/2013 6:36 pm

sixii

. . . . . .

emotion_facepalm

//LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Schwarz Rot Gold

Report | 02/14/2012 4:34 pm

Schwarz Rot Gold

-Embarrassed now- Don't... read too much into it.
And I know we're out, you keep drinking it all.