About
Salutations, Wickersnap here!I'm a tiny teenage girl living in the horribly deserted wilds of America, the country with so few people you can go almost a whole block without seeing someone, provided it's a Tuesday at three in the morning. I love gymnastics, reading, writing, and Discworld, and you can stop reading right there if you want, because the rest of this page will be just as enthralling as this was to read.
Wickersnap in a nutshell:
☘ Wickersnap occasionally like to refer to herself in third person.
☘ Wickersnap appreciates an effort on your part to type correctly.
☘ Wickersnap thinks she has an overly active imagination, but her invisible friends tell her not to worry.
☘ Wickersnap is homeschooled, Lutheran, and Libertarian, which is obviously setting her up to be socially awkward, incompetent, and generally an ice queen, which is all false except for the incompetent and ice queen parts.
☘ Wickersnap loves books for the magic they hold, and if you disagree with her on this subject, you're obviously wrong.
☘ Wickersnap is a Ravenclaw, and her wand is Mahogany and Dragonheartstring, eleven and a half inches, inflexible.
☘ Wickersnap does not have a television, and just had to tell you this because you obviously care.
☘ Wickersnap is only sarcastic when she feels like it.
☘ Wickersnap thinks there should be thirteen hours on the clock, because it would look better.
☘ Wickersnap is altogether much too obsessed with Irish and Scottish fairies. And Ireland and Scotland in general.
☘ Wickersnap likes cooking, but not baking.
☘ Wickersnap plays the piano.
☘ Wickersnap is a perfectionist.
☘ Wickersnap does not appreciate any modern vampires from anything, unless it's an incredibly cliche vampire with a widow's peak and a black and red cape.
☘ Wickersnap's favorite Gaia NPCs are Rufus, Ian, Louie, and Edmund.
☘ Wickersnap does not like angst-filled things.
That's really all I want to bore you with at the moment, but I'm sure I can always come up with something later. Remember, 98% of the percentages on the internet are made up, darlings! So don't repost any more of those awful signature things involving Justin Bieber, Edward Cullen, and large buildings! Because they're the most unimaginative and boring things on the internet!
Love you, especially if you're Sora or Oro-Kasi-however-you-spell-it.
- Wickersnap
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I feel so special right now...