Get to know the Pixie
I'm a fun loving, organic cider drinking, yarn whore. I enjoy taking stupidity to new depths and talking bull sh*t to anyone who'll listen. I like cats, but rarely manage to eat a full one, and annoying small children. I can often be found spitting at hippies, throwing spaghetti at old ladies or running away from telegraph poles.
I believe that it should be compulsory for all men to have a goatee beard and that celery should be made illegal. Anyone with red hair should automatically go to the front of any queue, apart from at the dentist.
I'm self-employed. I spin and dye yarn, make wooden buttons, hand carve crochet hooks and do occasional pyrography.
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I believe that it should be compulsory for all men to have a goatee beard and that celery should be made illegal. Anyone with red hair should automatically go to the front of any queue, apart from at the dentist.
I'm self-employed. I spin and dye yarn, make wooden buttons, hand carve crochet hooks and do occasional pyrography.
heart heart I am totally, utterly and stupidly in LOVE with a bloke from Wales heart heart
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