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Okay, if two guys are walking and a penny falls between them and then a bum comes out of no where and shanks the guy on the right and the guy on the left has cancer and ashsma then has a heart attack then when all is lost a caterpiller named Santo was like "yo!!!!" and trys to get help but is stepped on and it's all like squish!!!! The little girl who stepped on Santo is eating a bag of divine chips that she shares with her boyfriend but the her father comes out and see the sharing and and starts a speech on how 5 year old girls arent allowed to have boyfriends yet, even though she was only sharing the chips, that were eventually so delicous that the company became a trillion dollar company and became ever so much closer to WORLD DOMINTION!!! and the fricking divine chips became cancerous to people of oriental orgin so china, Japan,and Koreya got mad and started bombing America because they loved the chips and they tasted really good but they couldn't eat it! So eventually Japan was like fluck it and got all their ninjas and scientists to make the take one suicide pills that they disguised as tylonal and it became the biggest drug ever and all the emos were really happy that their escape had finally came and meanwhile the bum from the beggining got rich from selling the suicide pills then one day when he was eat some flucking divine chips with this other bum and a penny fell in between them....XD...I made this story a long time ago when I was bored and stuff XD wow I'm weird....