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Wittnik

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Last Login: 01/16/2010 6:28 pm

Registered: 04/21/2007

Gender: Female

About

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A little bit about me? Alrighty then.


Hmm, let's see, I'm better than you at checkers, poker, and air hockey. I also play a mean game of solitaire.... seriously, I pwn myself all the time at that game.

I'm 22 years old and refuse to act like it.

I was born and raised in a podunk town somewhere in the midwest; our state bird is the Kinky Purple Goldfish, and our native tree is the Purple Palm.

What else you ask? Well I'm obsessed with vampires, faeries and most other fantasy things. Mainly vampires though. I have red hair, green eyes, and stand at a proud 5'6".

I'm also very witty when the mood strikes me. Honestly. I can crack you up.

No, really. Serious.

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DarthMew Report | 11/02/2009 3:18 am
DarthMew
By the way.. Star was one thing, but.... That... That... ABOMINATION is too much, chica!
*growls and mutters something about sparkles and blasphemy against all vampire-kind, digs out a large can of primer gray paint and slathers it ALLLLL over my wall*
Vikkal Report | 06/02/2009 6:49 pm
Vikkal
*quiet snicker*

... I'm in an iron maiden.... *snicker* David's jealous he didn't think to shove me in one himself.
Vikkal Report | 05/24/2009 2:13 pm
Vikkal
#o# Xombie I are!!1! Need caffeine. OMG caffeine! *stumbles through all zombie-like*
iGotPwned 8D Report | 05/13/2009 8:20 am
iGotPwned 8D
thnx for buying smile

come again smile
Vikkal Report | 05/12/2009 3:49 am
Vikkal
^_^ At least temporarily... I'm sure once I get another job I'll die (live?) again o.O Depending on the hours anyway.
Vikkal Report | 05/06/2009 2:05 am
Vikkal
*gets bored, comes out and brandishes stake*

I am a Highly trained, very serious, Vampire-hunting Werewolf. Despite the purple cat on my head. I am Very professional. *serious-face*
Vikkal Report | 05/04/2009 12:53 pm
Vikkal
*slinks in all stealth-like, inches over to hide behind a wall*
DarthMew Report | 04/04/2009 3:39 am
DarthMew
*Staggers in, high as HELL on paint fumes from spraypainting over our Profile page*

Ok... Not cool!!! Not f-ing cool, man!!!
*Gag, dry heaves in a corner*
How COULD YOU?!?!?! That was sick!!!

*Choke, sputter, glare....*




*Pulls a pair of spray cans out of a backpack, hands a few to Paul and sets to work, redecorating your Profile page out of revenge*
Say hello to fluffy pink and chartreuse plot bunnies, and a nude sketch of Chuck Norris.....
*Evil cackle*
DarthMew Report | 04/01/2009 3:40 am
DarthMew
*snicker* It wasn't us, you can't prove a thing!

*hides*
Wittnik Report | 03/31/2009 5:02 pm
Wittnik
*looks up at the song lyrics newly painted at the top*

*Eye twitch*

...... *Glares at Mel and Paul* Not cool.

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[center:86d954aae1] I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.
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[b:86d954aae1]Places I Be: LJ | DA[/b:86d954aae1][/center:86d954aae1]

 
 
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I'm a collectible.

aka Witty Nickname
aka Witty
aka Rae

*Looks around at the messy layout and grins* Yeah, in case you couldn't tell, Paul decided to help me fix the place up.

Lost Girl since 1987