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Total Value: 581,026 Gold
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Fitness Camp Diet Food
Colbert
Colbert
Brown Gloves
Cool Starter Military Boots
Warm Starter Glam Guy Trousers
#603913 Complex Jacket
Brown Zoot Suit Tie
Dapper Gent's Leather Brown Vest
White Class Shirt
Black Reading Glasses
Fremere's Guard
Bacon Bits

Total Value: 91,024 Gold
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Item List:
Cool Starter Military Boots
Dashing Gentleman Brown Tuxedo Trousers
Wensleydale Prep Uniform Vest
White Class Shirt
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P.S. The package will be a little late I yelled at my mom, i sowwii emo but don't worry it'll be there soon 3nodding
Love, Destiny whee
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things