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A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

"When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fed up.""

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh."

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their a** off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We ******** up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your s**t and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "b***h drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we ******** up … but that s**t was fun!”

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “b***h, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out!

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


"Judge me & i'll prove you wrong.
tell me what to do,
& i'll tell you off.
say i'm not worth it & watch where i end up.
call me a b***h & i'll show you one.
******** me over & i'll do it to you twice as bad.
Call me crazy,
but you really have no idea smile "