About
Howdy, I'm Lauren.
I write short stories.
I live in the Pacific Northwest, so your horrible pronunciation of "Ore-GON" actually offends me.
My favorite bumper sticker ever is: "If you're gonna ride my a**, at least pull my hair."
Which reminds me. I'm a gay rights
nazi advocate. Equality and tolerance are the keys to our future. Gay marriage is a must-have. So I have huge thigh bones to pick with bigots. Don't mess with me on this subject, or you might find yourself overwhelmed by superior forces.
I love movies. I don't know which genre is my go-to, as my list ranges from Rocky Horror to Gone With the Wind. Some examples:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Donnie Darko
This is Spinal Tap
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Edward Scissorhands
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Ed Wood
Gone With the Wind
Raising Arizona
The History Boys
The Crying Game
Magnolia
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Star Wars (original)
I'm terribly passionate about music. I blow entire paychecks in order to buy an armful of CDs. My three favorite artists, who kick so much a**, are as follows:
Pink Floyd
Queen
David Bowie
You wanna win points? Agree with me.
Aaaaand, that's about all, folks.
Feel free to chat me up, leave me a comment, whatever. Enjoy yourselves.
And watch my multimedia.
You know you want to.
Currently: FREDDIE.
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