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Woobaba the WHAT now!?

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Location: R'lyeh

Occupation: High Priest of Cthulhu

Who the s**t?

Hello, everyone! I am WOOBABA THE OOBADO! But you can call me whatever suits your fancy. As long as I approve. << Wouldn't want to upset me, would you? Of course not. I'm not even entirely sure why there's an about me section here, since hardly anyone I know writes anything of consequence in this space, but hey.

Anyjesus, I'm twenty-two years old, I'm male (though some could successfully debate otherwise.), and I'm sexy beyond mortal comprehension. Some mortals may see this sexitude as "average" or even "ugly" but I assure you, that's just their feeble minds failing to comprehend my beauty.

As you can clearly see from my interests section, I like all sorts of stupid garbage. However, none of it is nearly as stupid as what YOU like. Fool.

So yeah! Feel free to comment me and I might get back to you. Especially if you want sexy time, or you're interesting. Oooh, or if you want sexy time AND you're interesting! That would be splendid.

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Creepy Doll - Jonathan Coulton


In a town in the woods at the top of a hill
There's a house where no one lives
So you take a big bag of your big city money there and buy it
Then at night when you're all alone
And the house is dark there's a noise upstairs
At the top of the stairs there's a door so you take a deep breath and try it

And the flashlight shines on something moving just inside the door
There's a tattered dress and a feeling that you've felt somewhere before

And there's the creepy doll
That always follows you
It's got a ruined eye
That's always open

And there's a creepy doll
That always follows you
It's got a pretty mouth
To swallow you whole

So you scream and you close the door
And you tell yourself it was just a dream
In the morning you head into town cause you want to go antiquing
In the store there's a strange old man
With a wandering eye and a withered hand
When he hands you the old wooden box you can hear his old bones creaking

And you know what you will find inside the moment that you see
That someone carved your name into the tarnished silver key

And there's a creepy doll
That always follows you
It's got a ruined eye
That's always open

And there's a creepy doll
That always follows you
It's got a pretty mouth
To swallow you whole

And when you come home late the doll is waiting up for you
And when you fix a snack the doll says it would like one too
The doll is in your house and in your room and in your bed
The doll is in your eyes and in your arms and in your head and you are crazy

Now it's late and you head downstairs
Cause you just can't sleep and you make some tea
And the doll disapprovingly asks if you really need that much honey
You decide that you've had enough
And you lock the doll in the wooden box
You put the box in the fireplace next to your bag of big city money

As the smoke fills up your tiny room there's nothing you can do
And far too late you see the one inside the box is you

And there's a creepy doll
That always follows you
It's got a ruined eye
That's always open

And there's a creepy doll
That always follows you
It's got a pretty mouth
To swallow you whole

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Sacrilicious Honey Report | 04/28/2011 7:41 pm
Sacrilicious Honey
HA! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. WHAT A f*****t.
Sacrilicious Honey Report | 09/01/2010 5:28 pm
Sacrilicious Honey
You're a f*****t.
Phantom Chameleon Report | 07/22/2010 1:06 pm
Phantom Chameleon
Cool avi art!
Sacrilicious Honey Report | 07/05/2010 1:28 pm
Sacrilicious Honey
I'm a STONED cold fox. HA.
Lydia Babes Deetz Report | 07/01/2010 6:19 pm
Lydia Babes Deetz
Doesn't make you terrible. They are fun but challenging games that everyone should try.
Lydia Babes Deetz Report | 07/01/2010 6:13 pm
Lydia Babes Deetz
I'm the bald bearded judge in phoenix wright
Lydia Babes Deetz Report | 07/01/2010 6:10 pm
Lydia Babes Deetz
>( fine....
Lydia Babes Deetz Report | 06/30/2010 11:36 am
Lydia Babes Deetz
your dead to me boy! Telling my girl friend but not me. How could you boy? We had something! DEAD I SAY! DEAD!
Alice Kingsleigh Report | 06/14/2010 9:26 pm
Alice Kingsleigh
YOU BISH, I KNEW YOU STILL SIGNED ON.

Baron & I miss you. :3
D0p3y_8D Report | 06/08/2010 2:16 am
D0p3y_8D

Danny's a pretty cool guy, WoW devours his soul, and he doesn't afraid of anything!!!
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