1) Do you have children, Ms. Panda?

2) I'm only 16...

3) That's what they all say...

4) No...they don't.

1) I love you.

2) D:!

3) Hold me.

4) Hmm...okay.

1) I love drag queens.

2) I love cheese.

1) The art of sex.

2) I wouldn't consider sex "art"...

3) Why's that?

4) Never mind. For a moment there I forgot porn existed...

1) ORGY!

2) Sounds great!

3) ...

1) Look, there's a noob over there...-giggles-

2) Oh, hilarious! :D -slaps knee and laughs-

3) ...I'm a noob.

4) Oh sh(beep)t...

5) -___- Idiots.

1) Hey, look! It's Boxxy! :D

2) She makes me jealous.

3) :O! SHE'S TROLLIN'!

1) I lost my keys today...

2) Wanna go for a drive?!

3) -face palm-

1) Today I just realized that...I actually like Justin Timberlake's music...

His music has good beats...(:

Repeat after me- Learning a new language is very hard...

STAR WARS!

W T F?

1) Will I ever get a boyfriend?

2) ...No.

Learning a new language is very hard...

1) Here's the personal interview with Panda herself!

2) Yes, hi. -smiles- (:

3) Panda, is it true that whenever you go to the bathroom, it takes you almost five minutes to finish urinating?

4) Wh-, how the hell did you find that out?!

5) We got you drunk and you completely confessed. You then threw up on my shirt, and passed out in my camera man's lap.

6) Oh... O_O.

1) I fell asleep in the shower today. I woke up to cold water.

2) Why would you fall asleep in the shower?!

3) Because I was tired?

4) Still, why a shower?!

5) Because I was having a shower...

6) True, true.

1) Want some of my lollipop? *accidentally drops it on ground* Oh I'll get that. *Picks it back up*.

2) No thank you.

3) You sure?

4) Positive, thanks.

5) *shoves candy cane into your mouth with force*

O_O...