My letter to Santa every year!!!!
Dear Santa or guy known for his beard,This letter's from me with christmas cheer,
Most people would start by asking for stuff,
But not this little squirrel, I have enough,
Though this year i ask for a simple request,
I know you're just Santa, but give it your best,
As seasons go by, we grow bigger complaints,
of seeing icons of jesus, and statues of saints,
For christmas I'd like to enjoy it once true,
Without corporate liberal shmucks burning pictures of you,
Some dont like christmas, and I don't realy see why,
We get to eat turkey, get presents, and pie,
People might not like the turkey of course,
But gifts for the masses, how is that wrong?
Folks who hate christmas scream tollerance for all,
But intollerate difference when it's right at their door,
They b***h and complain about christmas in town,
While minoras and kwanzas are on the school grounds,
It's a known double standard both simple and true,
So i've devised a solution, especially for you,
I know you give coal, to those who are naughty,
but may I suggest, something more sporty,
I would lace candy with minty-fresh poison,
And give them to morons, so they can enjoy them,
What better way to put this issue to rest,
Than get rid of those whiners, with candies of death,
So forget all the toys, and the stuff on my wish-list,
I just want to have an enjoyable christmas,
But of course if you find room on your sleigh for a treat,
Some creamy-cheese and bagels are neet,
That's all from me, I'll see you real soon,
And make sure you bring candies, I have morons here too,
Damn it!!!! Why do all my letters to Santa rhyme?
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