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Uh, Hi? I don't know why you're reading this personally. Maybe you're a stalker or something, I'unno?If you are a stalker, then I'd actually be curious to know how you make an income. I mean, if you're following someone around for most of the day it'd be hard to keep up a job wouldn't it?
I suppose you'd have to have a workplace with very flexible hours. Unless you worked at the same as your stalk-ee. I'd find the whole thing pretty boring to do though.
Maybe you shouldn't be a stalker? Go into some other occupation that involves watching people but also lets you get paid for it. Like being a nurse in an IC unit, or filming pr0nz movies. The sky is the limit; so get out there and stop reading this. You're wasting my time while I write this for you >:
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Yuh... I evolved, and now I am a human-size fruitcake, food-colored blue. Just in time for the holiday season! ;D
Ewwww but brussel sprouts taste horribleeee! D;
Well.. I guess I am sorta colorful... and shiny... like jellybeans...
BUT NO, I TASTE HORRIBLE. LIKE SPINACH BUT WORSE. HAHAHH. 8D;;