NO ONE LOVES ME!! (T_T)
DO YOU LIKE LIFE IF YOU DO GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE YOU B****!!!!!!!!!!!
you have been sentenced death
you also have been sentenced death all of you
she calls me BIRD
my ppl
98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it. If you're part of the 2% that mean it, post this on your profile. 98% of teens have moved onto rap music. If you're part of the 2% that rock out every day, put this on your profile. 92% of teens are on or have tried drugs. If you're part of the 8% that hasn't, post this on your profile
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19 Ways to Get Kicked Out of safeway1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"6-start a fish stick fight7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do10-attempt to fly off a high shelf11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."15-go to an employee and say "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots16-go around and look like u have terret sindrunm yelling "holy s**t"and "******** u"to random people17-same thing but ride one of the skuters and go by some one and say "holy s**t" rhight next to them loudly18-say im "dead sexy" in the middle of the store loud19-go to peoeple and say "oh you tuch my tra la la my ding ding dong"
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this is him
I don't like crak I just like smelling it
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YALL TALKIN "ABOOT"Times have changedOur kids are getting worseThey won't obey their parentsThey just want to fart and curse!Should we blame the government?Or blame society?Or should we blame the images on TV?No, blame CanadaBlame CanadaWith all their beady little eyesAnd flapping heads so full of liesBlame CanadaBlame CanadaWe need to form a full assaultIt's Canada's fault!Don't blame meFor my son StanHe saw the damn cartoonAnd now he's off to join the Klan!And my boy Eric onceHad my picture on his shelfBut now when I see him he tells me to ******** myself!Well, blame CanadaEveryone Blame CanadaIt seems that everything's gone wrongSince Canada came alongEveryone Blame CanadaBlame CanadaTHEY'RE NOT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY ANYWAYMy son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecueShould we blame the matches?Should we blame the fire?Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?heck no!Blame CanadaBlame CanadaWith all their hockey hullabalooAnd that b***h Anne Murray tooBlame CanadaShame on CanadaFor...The smut we must stopThe trash we must bashThe Laughter and funMust all be undoneWe must blame them and cause a fussBefore somebody thinks of blaming ******** CANANDA BUNCH O PUSSIES
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this is my brother and hes in the army right now
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so I guess I should get the ******** out of here.