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I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not have any friggin' green eggs and ham, so don't ask. Yes, I've heard that pun a time or two too many.

Sam is sixteen. She doesn't usually talk in the third person.

I will be a junior next year. Yay[/sarcasm]

I don't like to drive. It scares the living crap of me. I prefer to have a person who drives me around all day and night. I also need to find someone who is willing to do that.

I'm not amazing. I'm not phenomenal in any way. I blend in with furniture nicely, and I'm probably a really boring person.

I'm also self-centered, narcissistic, vain, cruel, rude, mean-spirited, and very (very, very, very, very) destructive when bored. I care too much about how I look. I hate studying, and dislike homework with a fiery passion, so I don't do very well in school. I do sometimes play dumb in order to get out of doing things- after all, nobody expects a moron to be able to help them with anything. I can be really manipulative. I don't like to laugh because people tell me that my laugh sounds creepy. I don't like listening to people cry about anything. I think people who believe in 'one-month,' 'two-month,' 'three-month,' etc anniversaries are stupid and should be hit in the face with a brick. Anniversaries of any kind come once a year. A 'one-month' anniversary is both desperate and a shameless abuse of the word.

I'm a little racist in that I make racist jokes, and laugh at the funny ones. I think feminists are stupid and should shut up already. I think most jokes that irritate them are funny. I'm not easily intimidated, although I pretend to be for the sake of people who try. I'm quick to get angry, but quick to be calm again.

I don't believe in God, but on the off chance that there is some invisible guy standing on clouds or something, I think he has a great sense of humor.

And that's about the gist of what's important. Or not-so-important.

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irikime

Report | 08/23/2009 10:21 am

irikime

ok lol ty
irikime

Report | 08/22/2009 8:08 pm

irikime

uh, hi, i was just wondering what item your eyes were
Daxii

Report | 08/17/2009 3:34 pm

Daxii

Ok, your sig made me laugh out loud. xd
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thank you
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The Guy With The Pizza

Report | 07/22/2009 9:51 am

The Guy With The Pizza

Hey lovely lady. Just wanted to stop by and say hello before I head on out. Gunna be busy today.
Hope to talk to you soon.
[ Faulkon ]

Report | 11/16/2008 8:30 pm

[ Faulkon ]

Holy balls, you're eyes are greener than the forest.
The Incredible Moscerino

Report | 11/16/2008 6:58 pm

The Incredible Moscerino

youre pretty >.<



make me a sign?? <3
M3SS iiN A DR3SS

Report | 11/13/2008 5:54 pm

M3SS iiN A DR3SS

Hey Pessi! HAven't talked 2 ya in a while!

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Siesta 45: 10% wig bought, half styled. Rope/jewels bought. Boots located, purchase pending.

What do you think? Sandplay Singing of the Dragon miku/rin/luka? or Metis of Persona 3 FES?

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