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07/21/2007

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Editor-in-Chief of The Quibbler

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Report | 11/19/2013 8:00 pm

Bold Sage

I saw your thread in LI and I just had to stop by and say CONGRATULATIONS!!
I wish the best for the both of you! heart

Report | 08/17/2009 12:44 pm

seeker_Cho Chang

Happy Belated Birthday!!! smile

Report | 08/11/2009 9:03 pm

doom_kittyz

all. your. friends. have. harry. potter. names...sooo...creepy...my eyes just melted down their sockets...oh nooo look out thats a Erumpent horn class b tradable material and it can explode at the slightest touch! hehehe... that would be funny...hehehe...

Report | 02/20/2009 10:41 am

xTheDarkLordVoldemortx

*scrunches up what would have been a nose in disgusted surprise*



And what would be the need for redecorating... I don't exactly EXPECT those such as yourself to be admiring my furnishings.



*drums his fingers against the top of his desk impatiently, hoping Xenophilius didn't touch anything*

Report | 02/11/2009 12:09 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

A diary? Hmm........

*Thinks rather hard about it*

I think he does. But I'm not sure where he keeps it. Probably in his room someplace, unless he's got another secret place in the house I don't know about. *Unlikely*

Why? ^_^

*Has no clue about the wicked things that Xeno is thinking.... wicked things that he definitely would not enjoy*

Report | 01/19/2009 3:31 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

Ah.... actually, I think he might harbor a more than ten year old... crush.







On you.



If the secret Xenophilius Lovegood worship room he has set up behind a wall in the basement is any indication anyways.



*Ponders*



I always wondered why he commissioned me to take pictures of you when you were sleeping.



And when you were naked.



D:



I think he's jealous of me and my physical close proximity to your person and easy access to your trash. Which is silly!



:3



Anyways, I switched his lotion with super-super glue and mixed peroxide in with his shampoo as punishment for interfering with my business. D<



Let's see how he likes a bad dye job and the inability to take his hand out of his pants for three weeks until the glue wears off.



Snap!

Report | 01/07/2009 1:06 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?



That man...

*Grumbles*

I swear sometimes....

*Salutes!*

I'll get right on it, Sir! If my details about my brilliant plans to drive Lucius Malfoy into insanity don't sway him, and I can't change his mind by having an impromptu peaceful naked protest in the middle of the food market, then....



Well, I've got my <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">potions

ways.



Heheheheheheeee..... *Disappears to do just that*</span>

Report | 01/04/2009 9:39 am

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

<3_<3



Oooh, money!



I'll buy a pogo stick! And I can use it to jump on the heads of lesser employees if they displease me. D<



Like that Nelken Quigg who works in the supply room.



And I'll be able to get your coffee faster.

Report | 12/08/2008 4:17 pm

Akherontis

Nah. Those end in big messes, usually.

Report | 11/07/2008 2:18 pm

Godfrey Potter-Lockhart

*Snaps to attention and salutes*



Yes, Sir! Danish and espresso coming up!



*Flails and runs around in a circle for a moment and then runs out the door and does a special dance on the lawn until a Guatemalan guy with a donkey appears out of the woods and sells him a fresh, warm danish and a large espresso*



*Bursts back through the door*



Here you go, Sir! Freshly made! But if you want Starbucks I can get that instead.



*Sets the coffee and danish down and prepares to do the dance to summon a Starbucks to the nearest street corner*

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"Harry, are you sure you didn't see any nymphs? Naked, drop-dead gorgeous girl, old enough to know better, young enough not to care?"