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Now Then, Does everyone see my BFF necklace? Why is it in half? Because the other side belongs to Silent Promise <3
Well Anyway, I am Smexii Cookiez, (Yes, I thought you could'nt tell from my username)
Yesh, the sweet talking, strange and mysterious man >>
I may creep you out, and thats the only good thing about me :)
If you must know, the left side of my BFF chain is hanging around Silent Promises Neck.
Favorite Anime: Ouran High School Host Club
Why did it have to end so soon and so badly?I think I'm drowning
asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell
that you've created
you're something beautiful
a contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction
you will be the death of me
you will be the death of me
bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
our time is running out
our time is running out
you can't push it underground
you can't stop it screaming out
I wanted freedom
bound and restricted
I tried to give you up
but I'm addicted
now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
you'd never dream of
breaking this fixation
you will squeeze the life out of me
bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
our time is running out
our time is running out
you can't push it underground
you can't stop it screaming out
how did it come to this?
ooooohh
you will suck the life out of me
bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
our time is running out
our time is running out
you can't push it underground
you can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this?
ooooohh
~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...~
~girl:Slow down im scared.
~guy:No,this is fun!
~girl:No its not,please slow down!?
~guy:Then tell me you love me.
~girl:I love you!Now slow down!!
~guy:Now give me a big hug.
~She gave him a hug.
~guy: Can you take off my helment and put it on your head, its bothering me...
~In the newspaper the next day,a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it,only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road,the guy realized that the breaks were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead,he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then,he had her put his helmet on so that she would live,even if it meant that he would die...
~If you would do this for the person you love,copy this and put it in your profile...
THE COMLETE AND UTTER IDOIT'S GUIDE TO MAKING A BALONEY SANDWHICH
by Isaac Kai.
Hello. Welcome to The Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Making a
Baloney and Cheese Sandwich. Ready for Lunch? Good! Let's begin!
We're going to start our journey by assuming that you already
possess each of the individual items you'll be needing to make this
sandwich. It's a bit of a stretch, I know, but Lord knows we don't
have time to take you shopping.
So, that said, the first thing you're gonna need is a place to make
your sandwich. My suggestion would be a plate. So reach into your
cupboard and grab a plate. Any will do. No, that's a bowl. Plates
are flat. Right, yes, that's flat, but it's a cutting board. Plates
are going to be round. Yes the bowl is round, but it's not flat, is
it? Just... forget it. Grab that cutting board you had in your
hands. Perfect. Put it down.
On the counter, not the floor.
Much better. Alright, you're ready to start. You need bread.
Personally, I prefer either wheat or sourdough, but you might prefer
white, rye, pumpernickel, a French roll... you're just staring at
me. What do you mean you don't have any bread like that? Like what?
What kind of bread do you have?
Wonder. Fine, it's pre-sliced.
Take out two slices of Wonder Bread. Two. More than one, less than
three. That's three. Put one back. Perfect. Place your two slices of
Wonder Bread on your cutting board. See how easy this is?
OK, you need some sandwich ingredients, open your refrigerator.
Your refrigerator. Big thing in your kitchen. Stores food. Yes, and
beer, too. That's the one.
Take out the cheese, the baloney, the mayo... you're giving me that
look again. Let's stop there. Cheese, baloney and mayo. Mayonnaise.
It's a sandwich spread. White. No, that's Miracle Whip. Yes, it's a
white sandwich spread but... fine. Miracle Whip will do. Put it on
the counter next to the bread.
OK. Now we...where's the cheese and baloney? Didn't I just say...
ugh! Go back to the refrigerator and.. no, leave the Miracle Whip
where it is, just go back to the fridge and open it. Good. Grab the
cheese. Any kind will do. Oh, just pick one!
No, that's brie. It doesn't go well with baloney. What in the world
are you doing with brie?
How about cheddar, do you have cheddar? It's probably orange. Yes!
That's cheddar! Bring it to the counter next to cutting board. Now
go back to the fridge. I'm sorry, are you getting dizzy? It can
happen, get used to it. Open the fridge again. You're looking for
baloney. God willing, it'll be pre-sliced. Baloney. It's meat.
You're looking for a package filled with slices of meat.
That's bacon.
Yes! That's the baloney! Very good! Now bring that over to the food.
No, we're done with the fridge, you'll just throw out whatever you
don't use, I can't bear to go through the fridge disaster again.
OK, now you're ready to start making a baloney and cheese sandwich.
Open the Miracle Whip. Open it. Twist the lid off of the jar. What
do you mean it won't come off? Twist the other direction. There ya
go! Now you need a knife.
Oh give me a break!
You don't need a sharp knife, you just need a spreading knife. Dull.
Very dull. The duller the better. No! Not that! Put that down before
you kill someone! Try to find a knife without a wooden handle. No,
that has a wooden handle doesn't it? That probably means it's sharp.
Don't test it to see! Just put it down! Find a dull, regular, boring
knife!
OK. Perfect. That's a nice simple spreading knife. Dip it into the
Miracle Whip. Now lift it out of the Miracle Whip and spread it on
the slices of bread. Carefully. Not too hard, you'll tear the bread.
Harder than that. The knife has to at least touch the bread to leave
the spread.
There ya go. Now do the other slice of bread. Perfect! You're a
regular Julia Childs now!
She's a famous cook... nevermind.
OK, Now you are going to place a slice of baloney on one piece of
bread. Open the package. No, this package doesn't screw open. Just
pull the back end away from the rest of the package. See how it's
opening up? Excellent. Take out a slice of baloney. Place it on one
of the slices of bread. No, you don't need the knife for this.
Good! You're almost there! Now it's time to cut the cheese.
Stop giggling.
The cheese is unopened? OK, don't panic. Take the dull knife... the
other end, grab the other end of the knife! Slice the package of
cheese open. Just jam it in there and.. don't worry about hurting
the cheese! Just slice the stupid thing open!
Very good, you're getting to be really good with the knife. Lord
help us all.
Now take the block of cheese out and lay it on the counter. Just lay
it on the counter, who cares if it's dirty! Like you're gonna be
living long at this rate anyway! OK. Again with the knife, cut
yourself a few slices of cheese. Thinner than that, you want more
than two slices out of your block. Thinner. Thinner. Thinner!
Just... measure with your pinky! Your pinky should be at least two
slices thick. What are you... DON'T SLICE YOUR PINKY!!!
You know what? Forget it! Throw the cheese away. Throw it away!
You're just having a baloney sandwich today, I can't deal with this.
Don't look at me like that, throw the cheese in the garbage!
Now pick up one slice of bread and put it down on the other. Miracle
Whip-side down. Well turn it over, you can't eat a sandwich with the
Miracle Whip side facing out!
Because I said so!!!
OK. Pick up the sandwich.
Congratulations! You've made a Baloney Sandwich! Dufus.
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 100%
Greed: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17%
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.
How Sinful Are You? Quote:
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All about my friends section coming soon! User: Geek Gal
Name: Lizzie
Sex: Female
Age: 15
Bio: Er... hey :] I'm pretty much your average girl, not much going on here. But sometimes I run around Gaia being Geek Gal the super hero.
I Like: Drawing, reading, writing, playing video games, science, music, computers, the internet, chess.
I dislike: Brats, noobs, too much homework, big changes, um.... STUFF. =D
Name:Kiara.
Sex: Yes please^.^
Age:**
Bio: [Hi, my name is Kiara. My birthday is on March 20th. I am very random and weird. I am currently in love with someone.(hopefully he likes me back). I currently live in Florida. I have issues, so i keep my personal life away from my friend's. I used to slit my wrist but not anymore(i really want to though).]
I Like: Neon color's, my friends, school, slitting my wrist, bracelets, (goth, loli, emo, punk etc. fashion, drawing, reading, anime, and...GAIA!
I dislike: Emo discriminator's, pple who judge way too much, banana's, english version's of anime's, and a lot more!
User: __x S w e e t R i c e
Name: Emii`
Sex: Neither, I'm an alien? 8]]
Age: *too old* D;
Bio: HAIII DOODZ! :
D Name's Emily && uhh... I'm asian?? o w o;; Umm~ Birthday's on October 28th, I tend to doodle on the margins of my notes and homework.. Ooohh!! && I love hugs. :]]
P.S. Cookies are smexii. lulz ;]] <3
I Like: Friends && Family. The two things I can never live without. <33
I dislike: Discriminate people, icky bugs, things that live to trip me, school with their "homework" when we all know they're torture devices for our brain, and.. more stuff~
What is your full name?: Isaac Kai.
Your birth date:: June 21, 1993
What color is your hair? Is it short, medium or long?: black/medium w/bangs ;_;
What color are your eyes?: very dark brown close to black
How tall are you?: 5'6"
Single or Taken?: Single sad
Do you have pets? If so, how many and what kind?: Pets? My computer mouse!
Who do you live with?: Myself !
What do you do for school and work?: I dont work, Nothing for school
Any kids? If not, do you want any?: No kids, I want 3 ;]
What music do you listen to the most?: Rock
Do you like to read? If so...favorite book(s)?: Of course! Mangas: Anima, Chibi Vampire, Naruto (Gets very boring after the 5th book), Cherry Juice, Full Metal Alchemist. Reg: Jacks Run, Under a war torn sky, Jeremy Fink & the meaning of life.
Virgin or not?: Virgin (You gotz a problem with that ?)
Name your 3 closest friends.: Ehmii ~<3, Maggie ~<3 and Renji
Which one is your very best friend?: Too tough to choose :-/
Your skin...is it fair, medium or dark?: Fair, leaning to light
How often do you really "go out"?: Ehh, I'd say several times a month
Have you ever lost anyone you loved?: Once ;[
Ever been in love?: Duh who hasnt?
On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?: I'd Say 4 (Neat FREAK)
Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often?: Maybe 30-60 minutes for 3 days a week.
Zodiac sign?: Gemini
Have any nick names? If so, what?: Izzy, Caasi
Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot.: FMA, Naruto
Movie(s) you can watch over and over: Eh ><, I always forget movie names.
Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?: Where are they? No... >>
Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?: No (o.O)
Wear glasses?: Sun Glasses smile
Have braces?: Nah'p
Do you have siblings? If so, how many?: 2 Brothers, 1 step brother, 1 step sister
Are your parents still together?: Ha no broke up when i was 5
What is/was your worst subject in school?: I dun have one ;]
Your best subject?: Computers/Science/Math
Do you currently play any sports? If so, what?: Soccer, Lacrosse.
Do you like to dance?: Yeah, Baby ;]
Sing?: Nohhhh
Favorite color?: White
Favorite Holiday?: Christmas (No school)
Where, outside of the U.S. would you like to visit?: Japan/France
Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?: A little bit of each
Ever have an imaginary friend as a child?: Nope.
Ever been skinny dipping?: Nope
Did/Do you enjoy highschool for the most part?: Yeah BOI
Do any drugs? If yes, what?: Nope
Drink? If yes, how often?: Soda,A lot,dont let me. XD
Smoke?: Nope
Ever been in a physical fight? If yes how many and who were they with?: Once or twice
Have you ever cheated in a relationship?: Nope
What's your definition of cheating?: 'Going all the way' with another person
Do you wear pajamas to places other than at your house?: Sometimes, (Dork x3)
Have you ever stolen anything from a store or from someone?: Nevah ;[
Ever cheated on a test?: Nope, but people cheat off me.
Ever been in any legal trouble?: Nope =D
Do you regret anything?: yes.
Name 5 of the most important things in your life.: Internet,youtube,fma, Computer, gaia
How many languages can you speak and what are they?: Four:English, France,Spanish,Russian
Are you a touchy feely person?: Nah
Do you take showers in the morning or at night more?: Night
Do you trust easily?: I'm in between
Any phobias?: Heights
Are you a heavy or light sleeper?: heeaavyyy
When did you make your myspace profile?: What profile?
Any disorders you've actually been diagnosed with (O.C.D., A.D.D...)?: Nope =D
Are you a morning person?: At times.
Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset
Ever had surgery?: No.
Ever come close to death?: Yep
Ever broken any bones?: nope
When you die, would you rather be burried or cremated?: Cremated
Play any instruments? If so, what?: Not really, but i CAN play drums
Have you been told you can sing well more than once?: XDDD I suck
3 physical features you get complimented on a lot:: Hair, defenitely.
Your least favorite feature:: Ears x.x
Clothing store you shop at the most:: Old Navy
What is/are your heritage(s)?: American/Georgian/Russian
What is your religion or do you not really have one?: christian
Ever been cheated on?: Nope =D
Ever had a one night stand? If so, how many and do you regret any of them?: Nope
Current friend that you have known the longest:: Ian.
Name someone you can tell just about anything to.: Rohan,Ian,(Not Jonathan) and Antonio
Sweet or Sour?: Sweet
Where were you born?: Yaroslavl
Do any of your close friends have children?: Nope =(
Are any of them married?: Nope
Have you ever taken any antidepresants or anxiety medication?: lol i should
Ever seen a therapist?: No.
Did/do you transfer schools a lot?: Hellz yeah about 6
Favorite animal to have as a pet:: Husky
How many floors does your home have? How many bedrooms and bathrooms?: 1 floor, 3 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms.
Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?: Neighborhood
Favorite food:: Russian dumplings smile
Do you like to shop?: not really only when i really need something.
How often do you go online?: Too much
How sexual are you on a scale of 1-10?: Hard to be sexual when you're single.
Something or someone you miss the most from childhood:: Giant manhunt games
Have you ever slept with somone 10 years or more older than you?: Nope
Over 10 years younger?: Nope
Are you usually late, early or right on time?: Early
Are you happy with your life for the most part right now?: Hellz ya
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Ways to get on here:
Talk to me a lot ;]
Gimme Presents ;]
Stalk me down ;]
Read my journal ;]
Leave me a comment ;]
Draw me some avi art ;]
Pro'lly many other ways.
Silent Promise ~~ For Being filled wif awesomeness and lark, PWNAAAGGGE, She lark, gave me Angelic Earmuffs, AWESOMNESSSSS ;]. She's been talking to me non-stop these past 3 weeks (Until a week ago, She hasent been on forevah), I bet its boring her by now. She got me a Gold BFF Chain *Jumpjumpjigjig* ;]
__x S w e e t R i c e ~~ For being filled wif Awesomness & PWNAGGE as well, she gave me smashing cities *Runs around in circles* And she has been my friend for a long time ;] Also she talks to me a lot ;] And draws me art ;]
Kensai_rinji ~~ For talking so much to me and being such an awesome person ;] Nice Video ;]
Dante Aurion ~~ For Being filled with Awesomness && Helping me fight the rain.
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