andoomnezz: A girl and a boy were speeding at 100 mph Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile ]

BOY: I love her more than the air i breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL:What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her. BOY: She wont like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did. GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, put it to ur profile. GUYS- If u are man enough to tell a chick you like her put this on your profile

MONTH ONE Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home,though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more person who can never change the world.... If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

If Justin Bieber was on the edge of a six story building 70% of teenagers would be crying. 27% percent would be laughing. 3% would waste their energy running up six stories of stairs to push him off. Put this in your profile if you are part of that 3%

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fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. true friends: Will knock them right on there butts fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this

fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. true friends: Will knock them right on there butts fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this

fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. true friends: Will knock them right on there butts fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart: #1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"~