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First and foremost, my name is Lauren. If you can ever figure out my middle and last name, good for you. It's a tough one though.
I am in my twenties. I know, i'm an old b***h. I'm still pretty damn sexy if you ask me.
I'm a horse rider. I have been for fifteen years now. Although, my career in horse riding has dwindled due to the fact I was in a very serious horse accident and then a few weeks later a major car wreck plus a few more accidents that have occurred over the year. I have an injured back with ankylosing spondylitis, rheumatoid arthritis on my spine neck and hips, along with extensive muscular nerve and tissue trauma/damage.
I am Four Foot Twelve and I weigh around one hundred pounds. Hence the fact, I am the midget.
To get to know me, you will soon figure out I am just as spunky as I sound. I'm always at a good party and always drinking men under the table. I am a smoker. If you dare b***h about it, I swear to God himself, I will wreak havoc upon you. I have been smoking since the age of fourteen and drinking since fifteen.
I'm not afraid to speak my mind. Some would say, I am brutally honest. I will blatantly tell you something that I do not agree on or do not like. I'm not afraid to stand up to people or cause a fight. For my height and weight, I pack a punch. I have gotten into plenty of fist fights and came out the winner in most.
Loud and Cynical? Hell yeah, that's me. I have a tendency to be well overly sarcastic. I am a critical person, but at the same time very laid back. People seem to love me because of the way I am. I am very protective and territorial over my friends and family. So if you start saying s**t, you're going to get an earful.
I am nice though. I always have something random to say or do. I never run out of spunk or energy. I can always seem to put a smile on your face and a laugh in your chest. It's just my way, bitches. Hence the fact, I am Sassy.
About my roleplaying...
As you can tell, I like to write ALOT s**t-TON. I am a very literate roleplayer. I like to type a s**t ton of paragraphs if I don't have writer's block. I love writing huge biographies and love roleplaying with literates. I am sorry, i'm not that friendly to people who cannot spell. I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder you see. So, if you cannot spell right, you have been warned. I have to spell right and use proper grammar. Otherwise, I have [********] myself.
I can get very, very graphic. I am not afraid to go into a simple detail of somebody getting a limb removed. Trust me, I could write a few paragraphs about it. So if you're weak at the heart and stomach, you have been warned.
Anything else? Just ask! I don't bite. I give cookies, I promise. =3
I hope to see all of you luvs in the roleplaying area or in PMs. I love random comments/PMs. <3 Roleplay? One on One. Private. Open. I'm up for it all.
Mucho Love,
xx Le Sassy Midget xx
First and foremost, my name is Lauren. If you can ever figure out my middle and last name, good for you. It's a tough one though.
I am in my twenties. I know, i'm an old b***h. I'm still pretty damn sexy if you ask me.
I'm a horse rider. I have been for fifteen years now. Although, my career in horse riding has dwindled due to the fact I was in a very serious horse accident and then a few weeks later a major car wreck plus a few more accidents that have occurred over the year. I have an injured back with ankylosing spondylitis, rheumatoid arthritis on my spine neck and hips, along with extensive muscular nerve and tissue trauma/damage.
I am Four Foot Twelve and I weigh around one hundred pounds. Hence the fact, I am the midget.
To get to know me, you will soon figure out I am just as spunky as I sound. I'm always at a good party and always drinking men under the table. I am a smoker. If you dare b***h about it, I swear to God himself, I will wreak havoc upon you. I have been smoking since the age of fourteen and drinking since fifteen.
I'm not afraid to speak my mind. Some would say, I am brutally honest. I will blatantly tell you something that I do not agree on or do not like. I'm not afraid to stand up to people or cause a fight. For my height and weight, I pack a punch. I have gotten into plenty of fist fights and came out the winner in most.
Loud and Cynical? Hell yeah, that's me. I have a tendency to be well overly sarcastic. I am a critical person, but at the same time very laid back. People seem to love me because of the way I am. I am very protective and territorial over my friends and family. So if you start saying s**t, you're going to get an earful.
I am nice though. I always have something random to say or do. I never run out of spunk or energy. I can always seem to put a smile on your face and a laugh in your chest. It's just my way, bitches. Hence the fact, I am Sassy.
About my roleplaying...
As you can tell, I like to write ALOT s**t-TON. I am a very literate roleplayer. I like to type a s**t ton of paragraphs if I don't have writer's block. I love writing huge biographies and love roleplaying with literates. I am sorry, i'm not that friendly to people who cannot spell. I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder you see. So, if you cannot spell right, you have been warned. I have to spell right and use proper grammar. Otherwise, I have [********] myself.
I can get very, very graphic. I am not afraid to go into a simple detail of somebody getting a limb removed. Trust me, I could write a few paragraphs about it. So if you're weak at the heart and stomach, you have been warned.
Anything else? Just ask! I don't bite. I give cookies, I promise. =3
I hope to see all of you luvs in the roleplaying area or in PMs. I love random comments/PMs. <3 Roleplay? One on One. Private. Open. I'm up for it all.
Mucho Love,
xx Le Sassy Midget xx
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