Explanation

Hello everyone! I know I said I quit but I just couldn't help myself. I've changed a lot since most of you have talked tome, so let me just retell you about myself.

My real name is Willis. ("What'chu talkin' bout', Willis?" Haha, really funny, never heard that one before. -___-) I really dislike that name though, so you can just call me Zig. Don't ask why, unless you want to be told to shut up. I have two sisters, a brother and a step-brother. My dad is a former alcoholic, but is getting better day by day. My mother, on the other hand, was a b***h and decided to walking out on my family after my brother was born. My dad then remarried and now they keep me up every night doing the dirty •___•

Remember carrot-top-Zig? Let me get one thing straight: my hair was never really that red/orange to begin with, it was auburn. Now it's a dark brown, and it's starting to lighten into a dirty blond. Yeah, my hair changes drastically every 2-3 years... My eyes are hazel still, and unless I go blind then that will stay the same. (Enough description? No? Too bad.)

I'm a pretty easygoing guy, minus my moody days (think of a woman PMS-ing, then imagine it a little more serious and on a guy). Over the past 6 or so months I've learned to not take life too seriously, after all, nobody gets out alive. I'm very sarcastic and tend to mix up people's words and make them sound stupid (sounds mean, I know). People call me a funny guy, but that's only if I really trust you not to kill me in my sleep.

Before I say good bye, I'd like you to remember this: "Life is like a cactus, if a polar bear cries, I shave my eyebrows." Think about it. Good bye.