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FUNNY THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH! LIKE-Chairle candy montain candy montian chairle
-look into my eye ball!
-your mom likes your dates! ( its funny cause you dont get it!)
-im sad cause hobos cant aford cabble!
-theres my nuts!
-supp ( beleive it or not it ws funny at the time)
- im a laughing telly tubby!
- uh i um hit the doornob (ya thats right the doornob)
-i dropped my peanuts!
-i do like tacos
- taco!
-SUSHI!
- my brother (teehee)
OK THAT ALL YOU GET TO KNOW
oh and if u really read this rears 20 bucks! teehee
10 WAYS TO BE STUPID**
1. ask for directons to a place your already at
2. try to order pizza from mcdonalds
3. get hit by a parked car
4. try to watch saturday cartoons on a thursday
5. try to sell your money
6. try to play the alphabet on your foot
7. ask a hobo for a lamborgini
8. get in a fight with your mirror and lose!
9. try to go swimming with out getting wet
10. ask for diet water at a resturant.
*beep* you kids give the *beep* rabbit some trix already he might leave you alone!
it sounds like... SOMEONE WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!!!!!!! (also in the makes me laugh sechon)
This is amazingly funny:
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have AIM, MSN, MySpace, FaceBook, ect...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing button on the T.V.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. You were to busy to notice number five was missing
10. You actually looked back up to see if there was a number five
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity
12. Put this on your profile if you fell for it,
(And you know you did)
FAKE FRIENDS Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS Would sit next to you sayin "Damn...we ******** up...but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS Say wipe your face and shut the ******** up.
FAKE FRIENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS Will kick the whole crowds' a** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h, you better drink the rest of that-you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS Will knock them the ******** out
I want you to give it out to our real friends. Let your friends know.
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YOU COPIEd mEH piCz!!!
>:0
(DO N-O-T COPIE)
GAIA CENTRAL!!
^^
KENEDY!
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