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Itz Me And My Money
Me And My Body
dream come true
the real me
darkness
on fire
the sun
blue avatar
devil and angel
a really exspencive avatar
a pimp
angel avatar
evil
from heaven
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I know this is crazy and I really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad. Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't had it for a couple days now. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful. You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue on it, sucking all the juice out until there is no more left. This has been on my mind all day long, and I hope I'm not being forward. I'm usually not like this, but .............................................can I have a piece of gum???? lol
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your butt with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his butt with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.
The man screamed with pain and licked his fingers.
Month You Were Born
1.i kissed
2.i like
3.i kicked
4.i punched
5.i hate
6.i raped
7.i married
8.i love
9.i beat up
10.i did it with
11.i ran to
12.i had kids with
Day You Were Born
1.a man
2.a woman
3.a hippie
4.a cowboy
5.a kid
6.a fish
7.a mexican
8.a black guy
9.a cat
10.superman
11.a cow
12.a midget
13.a fisher man
14.superman
15.a dead hooker
16.jennifer lopez
17.lidnsey lohan
18.brittney spears
19.michael jackson
20.spongebob
21.a dog
22.a bag of skittles
23.a hot dog
24.a car
25.a gay stripper
26.my couzin
27.a dead bird
28.the sofa
29.a light bolb
30.a hot girl
31.all of the above
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