Xemnas: Okay Organization. It's time to unleash the power of- Xigbar: Chibis! Xemnas: No. Xaldin: Yes. Xemnas: No. Vexen: ...Love? Xemnas: What? No! Lexaeus: ... Xemnas: ... Zexion: Intelligence. Xemnas: Not even close. Saix: Power! Xemnas: Close. But still wrong. Axel: Sexiness! Xemnas: ...Axel...you're gay...aren't you? Demyx: Well at least he doesn't have a gay name like Mansex. Xemnas: ...Shut the f**k up. Luxord: Alchohol! Xemnas: ...Maybe later... Marluxia: Flowers! Xemnas: Okay Marluxia now I know you're queer. Larxene: I'm leaving. Xemnas: B***h. Roxas: Kingdom Hearts! Xemnas: Finally someone gets it right! Roxas: No...I just read your diary. Everyone: O__O' Sora: I'm here to defeat you all! Roxas: Hey Sora, did you know Xemnas has a diary? Sora: No! Let me see it! *reads diary* o__o Kairi: Okay? Namine: I think they're all statues... Riku: *pokes Sora* Nope they're just stunned. King Mickey: I wonder why... Donald: Let's look around to see if we can find the cause. Goofy: *Sees diary* Hey, Let's check that out! *They all read it* Everyone: o___o And that's how I think Kingdom Hearts happened. XD If you think this is funny copy/paste to your profile for others to see. Keep going down to see a funny story.
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i would join but i dont know a thing about kingdom of hearts so xD xD