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Hitler whined like a b***h when Natsumi flicked him in the ear with a spoon.
NOW YOU KNOW!! *woosh*
Warning: Reading Natsumi-sensei's profile may cause retardation, thus, making you want to go on a road trip, being hyper, and experiencing a sudden increase of youthful sexiness. Don't try these stunts at home, kids.
(Moira x Natsumi WTF moment... O_O;; )
*kicks internet and school in the face*
*bursts through brick wall screaming*
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *epic*
you may be asking who the hell am I...or more importantly...what the hell am I doing here on Gaia, amirite? (I don't care whether im right or not, just play along.) well, the correct answar is C, young grasshopper: im just your avarage psycho retard fangirl browsing teh intarwebz. what? you're saying that you DIDN'T pick C? *long pause*..........YOU GET AN F!!!!!!!
But hey. That face looks blank. You wanna know know more about me, what's going on, what the F**k Im talking about, and what color socks I have on?
RIGHT. STORY TIME!!!!!
Once apon a time, a said retard, informed Kabuto that itachi and sasuke banned together and raided his underwear drawer, it was decided that resistance was futile and something had to be done. After Kabuto said kthxbye to this imbecile and glined him, he tracked them down, swept them off their feet, (literally) and dragged them both to his car like stuffed toys. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
But Kabuto was hungry this day my friends and as much as he tried to care about the impending ruin of the sound village by moronic script kiddies and 16 year old fangirls that would send ripples of hate throughout the Internets, Kabuto had a simple thing on his mind: DELICIOUS SOUP! (and chocolate lollipops)
Kabuto then told the butthurt Orochimaru: "I have two spoons.... and nothing to eat!!! NOTHING AT ALLL!!!!!" and off he went to Mexico on an epic quest for tortillas, beans and swiss cheese, for Tortilla Soup is the only soup that he will eat. After a long, lost weekend in Mexico a drunken Kabuto awoke in a pool of cherry kool-aid and vowed to "never again!" run off on a soup binge. with nothing else to do, he then divided by zero over 9000 times and watched the universe being destroyed. after seeing the true definition of epic win IRL, Orochimaru was all like "oh wow. we have so much in common.....LETS GET MARRIED!!!" Then, Orochimaru and Kabuto lived happily ever after, having three children made of cotton candy and YOUTH!!!! And as for Itachi and Sasuke? well, after the show, rock lee and gai-sensei found them in Kabuto's trunk totally wasted off kool aid.
The End...or is it??!!! DUNDUNDUNNNN *thunderclap*
i like cows. XD and... by the way, on the subject of my socks? I'm not wearing socks. why? because, Baby, I love you more than I love chicken nuggets. <3
XD *uhntissuhntissUHN*
AH...I'm just going to wait here until the men in black and the sasuke fangirls get here and then fight to the death with imaginary lightsabers, k? *sits down and takes out a book*
Remember kids, Drawing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and finally for MONEY.
... onwards and forwards to ICE-CREAM, young countrymen! <3 *gallops off into the sunset*
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