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a text message irritated me like a stupid monkey peeling out a serious banana.
monkey: hai its me!
banana: huh? who's "its me"?!
monkey: your admirer. hai khai (WTF? how did this guy know my
name?!???!?!). . how are you??
banana: pft! get lost, mehn. . i dont know you.
monkey: please don't get mad. i'm a friend. i'm your admirer nga eh.
banana: (didn't reply)
(an hour later.. . i think, not sure)
monkey: hai. . it's me again.
banana: how in the world could a person name you "it's me"?!?!!???
i'm not wasting another text message after this.
monkey: eh? . . your mad. ok. good night. sleep tight
. . . . this is what you get from minding your own business?!
my blood. it boils.
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