knew a blond that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Banana tree... Interestring.... I got hurt a week before last thursday so it's gonna be a while before i can practice our front snap kicks on something made of something besides air.
I'm a green belt, or Gokyu {It goes, white, yellow, orange, green, blue(which my goal is to get by the end of the year), three degrees of brown, then ten degrees of black. once you get to 5thor6th degree(can't remember) you get a red and white belt, then at 9th degree or so you get a solid red belt}.
It's totally cool cause i joined the class last year. So i only have a year of experience but i practice so much that i got to be promoted a lot last year. I've been told that sensei wants to test us soon. I've got to practice a lot... I'm stuck on this one throw that is really tough........... {i take 7 classes a week now that school is starting back up}
Yea, one of the government teachers is a third degree black belt. {He got promoted by the prof last year, it was awesome that the class got to be there for it}
Dan Zan Ryu Jujitsu... It's mostly just selfdefense. We don't learn many strikes and kicks. It gets more intense the higher rank you go. When you hit green belt you are expected to be able to save yourself if someone throws you somethin ghtat could kill you XP
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I'm a green belt, or Gokyu {It goes, white, yellow, orange, green, blue(which my goal is to get by the end of the year), three degrees of brown, then ten degrees of black. once you get to 5thor6th degree(can't remember) you get a red and white belt, then at 9th degree or so you get a solid red belt}.
It's totally cool cause i joined the class last year. So i only have a year of experience but i practice so much that i got to be promoted a lot last year. I've been told that sensei wants to test us soon. I've got to practice a lot... I'm stuck on this one throw that is really tough........... {i take 7 classes a week now that school is starting back up}
Dan Zan Ryu Jujitsu... It's mostly just selfdefense. We don't learn many strikes and kicks. It gets more intense the higher rank you go. When you hit green belt you are expected to be able to save yourself if someone throws you somethin ghtat could kill you XP