whats black n blue and hates sex?.............?the 7 year old tied up in my closet XD not rlly im not like that js :)
you know, life suck then you die
Drugs are for thugs and crack is for wackes and cocaine is just a effed up pain :D
whats worse then having sex with a 9 year old girl...? pulling back her hair and pretending that shes a boy XD
yo mama is so fat that when god said let there be light he had ask her to move out the way first XD
A FEW OF MY FAVE RANDOM JOKES XD
RANDOM SAYINGS OR RANDOM LINES/QUOTES :)
did u know gods last name isent damn it :)
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When nothing goes right...go left XD
When life gives you lemons........WTF! life isnt just going to give you lemons. Im so confused x_x not really well......yea really :P
W.T.F = Welcome to Facebook XD :P
You may wonder as a girl...."what if i get with this guy and we get into a fight and he hits me or abuses me uses my for stupid reasons." If your a girl that thinks this im letting you know im the type of guy that will never lay a hand on you to hurt you only to comfort you when your sad and im also the type or guy that will never use a you for stupid reasons so please dont think that about me im not that type of guy. IF YOUR THIS TYPE OF GUY LIKE ME COPY AND PAST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE :)
Live life to the fullest you never know what every new day will bring
A lot of people care about the looks of others im the guy that sees a girl for her personality her trust and how much she really cares about me I dont care for looks i care about whats inside ♥
!WARNING! I give out random hugs !WARNING!
I protect the ones i love and care about so watch out
never a cheater
never have never
will!
FREE! anyone want to make a sunday?...i have the nuts u have the cream i have some chocolate just need u to split and add my banana....do not read with a dirty mind...lol jk plz do