Sex is a Sensation Caused by Temptation. A guy sticks his Location In a girl's Destination To increase the Population Of the next Generation Do you get my Explanation? Or do you need a Demonstration?
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Sex is a Sensation Caused by Temptation. A guy sticks his Location In a girl's Destination To increase the Population Of the next Generation Do you get my Explanation? Or do you need a Demonstration?
Mom calls the husband a 'bxstard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bxtch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bxtch and a bxstard?" and the mom says "well, a bxxtch is a lady and a bxstard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your pxnis in my vxgina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a pxnis and vxgina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a pxnis is a hat and a vxgina is a coat"and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sht" and billy said "Dad, whats sht" And then his dad says "Well billy, sht is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fxck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fxck?" "Well billy fxck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bxtches and bxstards, may i take your pxnis's and vxginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shxt off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fxcking the Turkey
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"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."