A MEXICAN man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only MEXICAN man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The mEXICAN man turned around and stood up. He then said

"listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was BROWN, "

"When i grew up, i was BROWN, "

"When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "

"When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN,"

"When I'm cold, i'm BROWN, "

"When i die, i'll be BROWN.

But your a Pendejo...."

"When you're born, you're PINK, "

"When you grow up, you're WHITE, "

"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "

"When you go in the sun, you turn RED, "

"When you're cold, you turn BLUE, "

"And when you die, you turn PURPLE."

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

"Chinga tu madre, puto!!!

If ur a real MEXICAN, pass this on to 8 true mexicans u know... represent da brown