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Hello my fello Gaians I'm Meko and this is my profile i hope you like it and all my crazy ninja-llama-potatoness........ yea you heard me ninja-llama-potatoness. Ninjas Llamas and Potatos are the coolest things besides slytherin house and the color green....well i guess you can already tell i'm f*ckin crazy by all my ramblin on an' such...well for future references i'm tallish, has green and gray eyes a.k.a. hazel [duh!] i'm skinny and has brownish red hair...i dyed it red hehe.....my mom wouldn't let me do green......d@m her!!!! anyway i'm a nice person once you get to know me and i hope we can be friends....trust me i'm only mean when i need to be....well i bet thats enough rambling as you can take and your about to bash your head into the computer cuzz i wont shut up so i'll save you the pain and just stop talking....bye
see how nice i am by shuting up so you don't kill your self over my annoyingness.....ROFLMAOIST!!!!! if you don't know what that means ask ok i don't want ppl gettin the wrong idea of what it could mean okey dokey!!!! ok i'm saying bye for real now....bye...
ok maybe not ....ELLO i'm on a sugar high!!!!!!and when i'm hyper as you can plainly see I WILL NOT SHUT UP EVER!!!!!!!
ok ok i'll shut up now i promise.....
bye...
so hard not to talk about random things......
so painful to keep it all in...
ok i'm bored now so i'm really going to shut up now...
bye bye!!!!!!
<(^.^)> huggles first....
ok bye... T.T
Redneck Jokes!!!
A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time.
The father ans son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator.
"What's that Paw?" The boy asked.
"I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life" Replied the father.
Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in.
The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.
They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty blonde.
The father looks at his son and says "Go get your Maw !"
Bobby-joe was riding in Jeds truck
Jed pulled over, got out and pointed down yawnder and said, "Thats where I first had sex."
Bobby-Joe said,"How was it."
Jed said,"It was great til' I looked up and saw her mom was watching."
Bobby-Joe yelled,"Oh s**t, what did she say??"
Jed repiled "Baaa"
[Signs That You Might Be A Redneck]:
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
{Funny Stories}
[None are mine]
I was a middle school teacher before retirement. One day I had students at the board working problems. One of the young ladies was an exceptional student who happened to be a blonde. For some reason I told her that she was using a piece of left handed chalk. Without turning around or saying anything she put the chalk in the tray, picked up another piece of chalk, and continued with her problem.
One teacher I had for Biology had a special way to remember Kingdom Pylum Class Order Family Genus Species. Her way we found out was King Phillip Came Over For Really Great Spaghetti. But, she was a bit flustered that day and instead of saying King Phillip Came Over For Really Great Spaghetti, she said King Phillip Came Over For Really Great Sex.
My 5th graders were doing their warm-ups when one came up to ask a question about something he didn't understand. He read it out loud to me. "According to the picture, how much would the orgasms be magnified." I am soo proud of myself...without busting, I politely corrected his pronunciation. "That word is organism Dear."
A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.
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