Jokes
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it backAlways go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
No one is listening until you make a mistake
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
When the Boogieman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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but i like it haha
weird is always better
it's really good and funny
and it has some good ole yankee fighthing lol
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/yureka/v01/c005/5.html
you got me hooked dammit
now i'm off to read Yureka