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about me. well I'm in the navy, I get drunk and stuff a lot:
example A: notice my expression, I have no idea what is going on. the guy to my left is talking about his former thug life, and the guy to right is trying to explain that the waitress can't sell me anything on the menu for 37 cents. I refuse to listen. I insist that we are at dennys, and dennys is cheap and delicious. I am angered by his words so I argue with him until he pays for my meal
example B: once again I am hammered. I am in a blacklit room, but I don't know where I am aside from that. someone says I can't smoke in it, because there is a 250 dollar smoking fee. I yell that I didn't pay for the room and I'd like them to prove it was smoke. the guy steals my cigarettes, so I look for something else to do. I notice a camera, so I jump into the shot. amazingly, the people didn't retaliate to my presence. I notice one of them is one of my friends, and he's with some chick I don't know. I ask him who the b***h is, she gets offended. she told me her name, I wasn't listening. Instead I signal her to the camera by yelling b***h and snapping over and over and then pointing and grunting at the camera. we all turn for a picture for 2 seconds, then she goes back to hating me
example C: I'm in the navy. the base I was on has a curfew at 9 pm on weekdays. long story short is that I got in trouble and had to do some extra stuff at 9 pm. part of my punishment was no drinking until punishment is over. I'm underage anyway, so that didn't really stop me. I go to my 'extra stuff' at 9 pm after sneaking out at 8 am and getting hammered the entire day. I'm standing in ranks with everyone else that has to be there at 9. my supervisor decides to come observe us. I'm bragging loudly about how I've been drinking since 8 am, on a wednesday. people are hitting me, telling me to be quiet, as our supervisor is walking around right behind us. I tell them that she can suck my d**k. she hears me, so I run away yelling that I need to use the restroom. I hide in my room at the barracks. my friend is already there waiting for me to play guitar hero. I look for the controllers. I cannot find them. I rip everything out of my closet, off the hangars, and for some reason my bedsheets as well. I find my controller, and to my delight, my old phone which had a bunch of pictures on it. it is a good day for me.
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