A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism!!!!
One day a boy and a girl were talking.... Girl:Do you think I am pretty? Boy:No.. Girl:Do you want to be with me forever?Boy:No.. Girl:Would you cry if I left you?Boy:No.. Girl:Would you live for me?Boy:No.. Girl:Would you pick me or your life?Boy:My life.. The girl starts to cry and turns around.The boy grabs her by the arm.Boy:I don't think your pretty your beautiful.I don't want to be with you forever I need to. I wouldn't cry if you left I would die. I wouldn't live for you cause I would die for you. And the reason I chose my life is because you are my life.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile
Mom calls the husband a 'bxstard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bxtch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bxtch and a bxstard?" and the mom says "well, a bxxtch is a lady and a bxstard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your pxnis in my vxgina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a pxnis and vxgina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a pxnis is a hat and a vxgina is a coat"and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sht" and billy said "Dad, whats sht" And then his dad says "Well billy, sht is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fxck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fxck?" "Well billy fxck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bxtches and bxstards, may i take your pxnis's and vxginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shxt off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fxcking the Turkey
my bffl caitlyn (or sis) in real life
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|..........| Put this on your
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|........O| ever pushed a
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Spell your name and see what it means;
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gourgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet
isnt this ssoooooooo cute???
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(> )> █ i was like, totally gonna give u this chocolate bar....
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█<( < but then i was like...
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(>█< im sooo hungry!!!
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(>█ < then i like ate it............
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