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Things to do at Wal-Mart while ur parents are taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, && say "we've got a Code 3 in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Tie a towel around ur neck and scream "COME ROBIN 2 THE BATCAVE!!!"

17. Put lemonade powder in all the toilets and then stuff them with toilet paper, all the while putting faucet water on the floor and yelling. "SOME ONE MISSED!!" (Courtesy of Zikana Metal Phoenix)

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Report | 09/08/2006 12:17 pm

vladnuke

yo

Report | 07/27/2006 9:21 pm

choxxie94

sup sup=^.^=

Report | 07/14/2006 7:37 pm

vladnuke

DESTROY ALL!!!!!! DESTROY ALL!!!!! T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T BAM BAM T-T-T-TT-T-T-T-T-T-T *SLICE*

Report | 06/03/2006 10:43 am

Barbie__MoM

Racing????? When and where do you race? Have you ever won or got caught? Caught by your Mom maybe??????

Report | 05/31/2006 5:13 pm

Dark_Aoekae

i like your music. now go lay my mother XD

Report | 05/31/2006 9:04 am

see-through boy

yer weird

Report | 05/30/2006 9:48 pm

Miss DoRKy MeL

♥ I would rip my heart out
if you say'd you would be impressed...

*leaves you an EFFiN' comment* ♥

...Please be impressed ♥

Report | 05/30/2006 9:28 pm

dark noise

pie

Report | 05/25/2006 8:26 pm

bevdue

Hes mine so lay off bitches!!!!!!!!!

Report | 05/25/2006 3:59 pm

choxxie94

Oh just thought i would as you are HOT! smile

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