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Metal ear solid 3 quotes:
Sigint: [after talking to snake with no camo on upper body] Whatever, you do what you want.
Naked Snake: I will, just one question though.
Sigint: What's that?
Naked Snake: Is there any way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say *what*?
Naked Snake: My pant's, can I...?
Sigint: Ah, hell, no! This FOX unit's a nutfest!
Naked Snake: He, he, he.
Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of it's turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into sh**. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into sh**.
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Para-Medic: [On the radio] Snake, have you seen "007: From Russia with Love"?
Naked Snake: I don't like those movie. Real spies are nothing like James Bond. It's pure fantasy.
Para-Medic: Snake, I don't think the Major's going to like you saying that.
Naked Snake: And even though it's fiction. I can't help but comparing myself to Bond.
Major Zero: What exactly don't you like about James Bond? Is it the fantastic gadgets? The cars? The guns?
Naked Snake: Major...!
Major Zero: Snake, wouldn't you like to have a gun shaped like a pen?
Naked Snake: What good is a pen going to do me in the jungle? I'd look like a fool.
Major Zero: Then what about a snake-shaped gun? You could make it look like you're grappling with a giant snake and then get a shot in on the enemy while they're distracted.
Naked Snake: Ok, now you're being ridiculous.
Naked Snake: I'm glad I'm not as strange as the Major.
Para-Medic: The majors not strange...
Major Zero: [in background] My tea's gone! Who's drunk it? How am I supposed to have teatime without tea?
Para-Medic: Well, not that strange...
Major Zero: [in background] My scone's gone too!
Conversation about the Mflo site
Zeekers392 (6:45:23 PM): LOL
thewaywardronin (6:45:28 PM): i know
thewaywardronin (6:45:32 PM): it's AMAZING
Zeekers392 (6:45:35 PM): I love how when it zooms in it zooms in on their crotches
thewaywardronin (6:45:47 PM): and their crotches alone
Zeekers392 (6:46:01 PM): yes
Zeekers392 (6:46:11 PM): because they are sex on fire, on ice
thewaywardronin (6:46:18 PM): on lightning
Zeekers392 (6:46:27 PM): on plasma
thewaywardronin (6:46:37 PM): on a whale
Zeekers392 (6:46:39 PM): on a moon
thewaywardronin (6:46:43 PM): downtown
Zeekers392 (6:46:45 PM): with a fox
thewaywardronin (6:46:51 PM): without socks
Zeekers392 (6:46:52 PM): in a box
thewaywardronin (6:46:58 PM): pappa rocks
Zeekers392 (6:47:24 PM): with their stocks
Zeekers392 (6:47:32 PM): on a plane
Zeekers392 (6:47:36 PM): s**t
Zeekers392 (6:47:49 PM): i skipped your turn
thewaywardronin (6:47:58 PM): lol
Zeekers392 (6:48:03 PM): ah well
Zeekers392 (6:48:07 PM): i think we get the idea
thewaywardronin (6:48:07 PM): oh how it burns
thewaywardronin (6:48:09 PM): lol
Zeekers392 (6:48:10 PM): lol
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