About
People need me I'm there with what I can do.
What I will help with:
Homework
Getting a job
Pumping your gas
Go on a zombie killing spree
What I will not help you with:
Anything not straight
Giving away free money
Marrying you
Marrying me . . . Unless with good reasons
Becoming a vampire or zombie . . . I like humans were nice
Who I am . . . well alot of people ask me,that I'm just your average normal everyday highschool student slash paranormal investigator slash game designer.Now that I think about it I'm not all that normal . . . oh well.
What I do is awesome I hunt and kill the living dead or the undead or many others call them zombies . . . then I go to school which I really hate because "they" make me go.
Where I'm going . . . well as far as I know I'm going to be forgotten or remembered who knows not big on my to do list.
What my dreams are . . . actually when I'm asked that specific question "What are your dreams in life?" I have to correct them and say "Not dreams realities." and that one reality is . . . I'M GOING TO START A REVOLUTION . . . so look for me on Cops or on America's Most Wanted . . . or Dog the Bounty Hunter . . . also im going to be a well known video game designer.
What are my kids names . . . just so no one asks (which I don't see why they would) me that question so read this and read it good I HAVE NO CHILDREN GOT IT.
What is my name . . . that info is confident . . . just call me Zack I like that name.
What is my age . . . that's and easy one pick a number between 1 and 100 if you're wrong I'll tell you if you're right I'll still say you're wrong.
Well enough about me . . . if you have time give me a comment.
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