About

Alrighty then, I'm actually going to attempt to write this damn thing.

Hello, whoever is on my profile. Call me Zero, or whatever I ask you to call me. I won't give out much about my personal information, but I will say a few things:

I play bass guitar. I play classical guitar. I play electric guitar.

I'll shred your goddamn face off on that electric guitar. dramallama It's kind of a big deal.

I am currently learning to both sing and play piano. I used to do Death and Black Metal vocals, but frankly, I only learned them because I couldn't sing normally, and now that I'm developing normal singing ability, I've basically abandoned them. If it's not totally obvious by now, I really, really like music. Mainly Heavy Metal, but I like a smattering of other random stuff. (Daft Punk, Frank Zappa, The Ramones. Mostly random things.)

I'm pretty friendly, if a little shy about meeting new people. About the only things I can't stand are pretentious music fans, and people who type like they're texting me. (********, even when I text I type normally, so don't do it.)

I also like the words ********, fukken, goddamn, douchebagary, and ********. They're silly swears that make me giggle when I see them written. I'm usually not too vulgar, I just happen to enjoy those swears in particular. On a related note, I've got what I suppose could be called a fairly dirty, weird sense of humor. One of my favorite things to do is to pretend to be arrogant and vain, so if you see me doing that, I'm probably just messing with you.

As for anything else, just send me a PM and I'll be happy to tell you about it. 3nodding