About

I'll be away for a while, be seeing ye briefly me hopes...

but I'm keeping ALL me stuff, is MINE after all!!

yeah that's rigth I'm a cheap shinobi, Viva Naruto!!!

Les rêves des amoureux sont comm'(e) le bon vin
Ils donn(ent) de la joie ou bien du chagrin
Affaibli par la faim je suis malheureux
Volant en chemin tout ce que je peux
Car rien n'est gratuit dans la vie


Welcome to Mexico city, a great place to leave.

Me name is Gourgaud, Gaspard Gourgaud,(in youtube) and I try to write some stories, as I get pass through the Darkness of ignorance, thanks to the OCEANO English - Spanish, complete dictionary I… found.

"Obregon le dijo a calles, por el bien de la nacion, nos haremos los compadres, viva la revolucion"

I though that seeing lots of movies, playing lots of videogames, and reading a few books in English, I could write it properly, but it seems not to be just that easy.

If you don’t already hate me, then you can start now.

I’m Mexican, and me true name is “el taco mendez” and I’ll tell you mate, is such a great deal to live here, in Mexico City.

Is the music, videogames, movies, and books, what I spend my free time on, and I got lots of free time, like 6 hours a day, from nine to that time when I feel tired, very tired.

Wait a minute, did you said, ignorance?, then how can you read our stories, you b*****d! Easy amigo, easy, I’ve read far more complicated things before this site even existed, (for real) the problemo is to write, is there when I got all messed up, but how can I learn to write English properly, well, this be the ideal site, here’s the deal, I read hundreds of yer works, learn a lot of phrases and word uses, write to ye hundreds of reviews based on me long reading and writing experience, (both idioms,) and you only reply me reviews, mate, either way you win!

Orgullosamente Mexicano, mate, so what, it’s a lovely country, and I wouldn’t change anything in my life.

Mexico City, Where Your Car Is All Our Car!

Do you…?

Love Grand Theft Auto? Keep the car running, boy, this isn’t a diplomatic visit! .

Love Fable? take your master longbow, and try beating me decapitations: 350

(big deal, decapitating is for idiots anyway)

Love Metal Gear Solid? Do not try this at home, CQC

Love Halo? Take that Carbine and beat me in a battle, (only a question, what if you miss?, I won’t) . Regret, Regret, Regret, catchy.

Love Conker? Who’s round is this? (yours!) what, again, oh well.

Live a Half- Life?, Sorry about the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras.

Live Over the Hedge? Help me and me friend Hammy count to three.(comes after six right)

Saw Ratatouille already... -rigth now me favorite of all times movie!!!

Hate Real violence? Then we are friends already

Hate yourself? I do sometimes, but please don’t do this, love yourself, think, I’m great, I’m the dominant specie, I’m an writer!

Hate the capitalist society?, then you must… hey, what the hell!… forget this, we all love the capitalism, don’t we chap, (mmhhh!, help…)

Mexico City, were dreams are broken.

Now a bit about me self (boring) shut up!, hee.. Fable Style, suffer, I mean Enjoy:

Alignment: full bar in the side of good, I’m such a good person, (in the game, of course)

Scariness: 10 (I couldn’t intimidate a child, and believe me, I’ve tried)

Attractiveness: 0 (I look a bit spooky from certain angle as well!)

Unknown "Cyber worker" called Mrk21.

Age: 19

Weight: fatty b*****d, but since I’m more than six feet tall, I don’t look like a f… ball.

Sexuality: None (sorry mates girls and combined, I only do... Vixens)


Mexico City, makes you wish you’d stayed at home.

Words to describe me: selfish, intelligent, lonely, unloved, unwilling to do anything, lazy, can’t write the English very well, mean, coward, child like, idiot, and very normal.

Creatures killed: 0.0

And so, how do I look, old same clothes every day, nerd glasses,(I’m blind as a bat) black hair, dark face, and bad appearance in a word.


Stories written, I think it’s nine, but who knows, I can’t check it right now.

Reviews got: eight, I think (didn’t expect any, though)

I’m not the law, but these gentlemen are.

To finish with this, let’s have a look at some guys I’ve read about, or known their music, movies or whatever.

They all where, are or will be great, for me:

(some names in Spanish mate, sorry!)

Musicians: Fredrick Chopin, Johan Sebastian Bach, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, (1) Wagner, Philliph Glass, (special mention to the movie’s compositors) Danny Elfman, Michael Giacchino, Javier Navarrete, John Williams (more new guys) John Winston Lennon, Simon and Art Garfunkel, or whatever their name was, (in Spanish) Julieta Venegas,

Bands or groups: The Beatles, Creedence clear water revival, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Radio Head, Lynyrd Skynyrd, the Doors, America, The Animals, Kansas, and a bit more.

For their Movies: Brad Bird, Wolfgang Reitherman, Tim Johnson, Karey Kirkpatrick, Hayao Miyazaki, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Guillermo del Toro, (he actually lived in the very same place I do).

Writers, (you know, that people we want to be like): ********* George Wells, Julies Verne, Juan Rulfo, Dante Alighieri, John Winston Lennon, (in his own write) Beatriz Rivas (a special mention to her, she gave me the idea of me very Internet Name, the real one is more like Juan Garcia, you know, for being in Mexico) Louis L’amour (thanks for Sitka), Armando Palacio Valdez, Jose Joaquin Fernandez de lizardi, William Shakespeare, Virgilio, Homero, (I love Greek legends, and history, so hallucinating) Miguel de Cervantes, Alejandro Dumas, R. L. Stevenson, Stephen Hawking, and lots more, the ones here in F, F, (Special Thanks to: K73Ditzy, Yunkel, Ornery Texan, Gidpac, Possum Overlord) and any other that reviewed me bad written stories, or answered the reviews or posts, or simply wrote a story I loved. All to be Reviewed! (forgive me for taking into me profile yer nicks, you can destroy me if you like)

Bandits and Outlaws: Robin Hood (21) John Dillinger, Billy The Kid,

Al Capone, Bonnie and Clyde, Joaquin Murrieta Orozco, Jesús Arriaga, Butch Casidy, and those who opened the way for a quickest world’s end.

For the videogames: Hideo Kojima, Peter Parsons, Tyson Green, Frank O’Connor, Dan Houser, Terry Donovan, every single person behind: Fable, Halo, Metal Gear Solid, grand theft auto, Midtown Madness, Metal Slug, Star Craft, Age of Empires.











De que puedo hablar con los finísimos y preciados hablantes del Idioma de Cervantes, de un cambio de una cultura a otra, o simplemente de lo reducidos que son, en comparación de la mayoría que Habla, (o seria mejor decir “Escribe”) Ingles, aun así, desde este momento les digo a todos, y en especial a mis compatriotas, “que una cultura solo se puede preciar en todo su esplendor, desde la perspectiva de otra” por eso digo “que pagina mas adecuada para ello no?”

Did you really wasted your valuable time reading this? In that case I thank you from the bottom of my dark heart, arrivederchy Tony.

if you want to kill someone as you leave you'll do me a great favor!!

Mexico City, lock your doors!

(and remember, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE)

and maybe some scotch