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From the Memorable Moments collection:
My full name is Doctor Zumichii Jhonx Odexut III. I showed up to help Pinguman in a battle after there was some confusion. He was looking for a sidekick that was also a penguin, but I misunderstood what he meant by a permanently tuxedo-clad warrior. It was supposed to be a code, I think. But I was the only good applicant, so he kept me.
My grandfather used to be a talented crime-fighter, using this tuxedo lined with all sorts of weapons. He gave me a list of all of them, but I only managed to memorize two of them: the Bowtie Boomerang and the Cumerbund Crossbow, before the list was destroyed and took my grandfather's life in the same incident. So now I have to learn all the other powers over time. The list so far:
Bowtie Boomerange
Cumerbund Crossbow
Top hat Cannon
Glove Glaive
Coat Cover
Lightning Loafers
I have thirty-one bachelor's degrees, seventeen Ph.Ds, nine M.Ds, and two Presidential Academic Achievements awards, but I have no idea why.
I don't even know what the head-reflector thing is called.
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