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Sephiroth
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I had an interesting morning; I got into an argument with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard Snap, crackle, f**k you! Im not sure which one of them said it; I was reaching for the artificial sweetener at the time and not looking directly into the bowl. But I heard it and I said, Well, you can all just sit there in the milk as far as Im concerned until I find out which one of you said that. Mass punishment. The idea is to turn them against one another.
Silly me. Big punishment. Thats what Rice Krispies do. Sit in the milk. That’s their job. Youve seen them. Delicate, beige blisters of air, floating proudly in milk. And you cant sink them. They refuse to sink. The navy ought to use Rice Krispies in life preservers. Thats where theyre really needed. And do you know how Rice Krispies manage to float for such a long time? By clinging to one another; they buddy up. They gather in little groups of 8, 10, or sometimes 12, but, if you notice, its always an even number. Thats because the electromagnetic polarity of the Krispies attracts them to one another. It binds them in pairs, like subatomic particles. They form little colonies, and you cant sink them, not even with a spoon. They just come bobbing up over the sides of the spoon, laughing at you and reveling in their buoyancy. Hard to sink.
Thats what the fruit is for. Not for added taste; not for nutrition; its for sinking Rice Krispies. Believe me, a good-sized peach, hurled at full force at the bowl from a stepladder, can take out 80 or 90 of the little buggers in one glorious splash. And I have absolutely no mercy. If I’m really pissed, Ill climb up to the upstairs balcony and drop a watermelon on them. Thatll teach them to sass me at breakfast.
Evil...Crispies
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